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White House Heritage 

A school located in Tennessee that is absolute dog shit. They only have a positive football record because they face irrelevant Kentucky Teams. There football team is basically the unwanted White House Players. There girls are also TREESHES and will fuck anything in a 10 mile radius. Also the students have a reoccurring gay orgy called the “Bromigos”
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Boy: IDK i transferred because i couldn’t play at white house and because i also love boys
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Heritage School 

Heritage School is an educational institution in central Texas that serves as a breeding ground for future WASPs. Heritage prides itself on an uncanny ability to create students guided by a sense of false entitlement and misguided purpose, referred to as Hupomone.
A socialist Scholastic People’s Congress, similar to the People’s Republic of China, rules Heritage School. The SPC elects a Führer, idolized for their hatred of satanic demonstrations such as skinny jeans and good looks, to assume the face of authority.
Past Führers designed and perfected a police system ,known as the Sultemeiers (a Nazi Gestapo shoot off) led by the infamous Dr.Rickerhauser, to enforce strict regulations, the Big Five, on the student body under the guise of creating the perfect Christian student.
Heritage School represents itself with the colors green and white joined by an eagle. Green symbolizes the forced manual labor to maintain the school’s economy. At sporting events fans and scholastic figures repetitively chant "Bleed Green” as a reminder of the torture that students participating in events may endure if they fail to succeed. White stands for intolerance of outside opinion and closed-minded mentality the school uses to suppress rebellions. The eagle represents a facade of freedom used to amuse students.
Recently Heritage School has failed to suppress a rebellion of students and teachers jaded by the oppressive authorities. This rebellion is known as the Provincial Hall Rebellion.
"Hey, why do you think Heritage School students and faculty are so elitist and feel entitled to being the best private school in Fredericksburg?"

"Obviously their idea of Christianity is skewed by numerous members of the institution to understand how hypocritical they actually are."

"Do you think they will rage over understanding the true nature of their institution?"

"More than likely, but it’s okay they don't even lift.”
Heritage School by jackson.bernard February 17, 2014

Heritage Middle School 

Heritage Middle School by pheny March 17, 2019

Heritage 

It's against my heritage to ejaculate on cows.
Heritage by Joebeatskj October 16, 2010

canadian heritage moments 

Commercials made by the Historica association of Canada, outlining Canada's "achievements" in 60-second shorts. Considered by Canadians to be hilarious, people of any other nationality just don't get them.
I saw the Canadian Heritage Moment with the Mountie last night, eh? That's the best one.
No way- the Inukshuk one is by far the best.

canadian heritage moments 

A series of 30-second commercial spots that describe events in Canadian history. The acting quality in these low-budget commercial spots is rather poor.
Halifax Explosion: "Come on Vince! Come on!"
School Board dumbass: "Both of ye know I cannot read a word."
Mountie Sam Steel: "He didn't even have a gun! Why didn't I shoot that guy?"
First Multiplex: "You don't like 15? How about 21?"
First Microwave Comm Network: "We'll BUILD a cable car!"
Inventor of Basketball: "But I need these baskets back."
Creator of Superman: "A superhero in tights? It will never fly Joe."
Underground Railroad: "WHERE'S PA?!?!"
Arctic natives: "Now the people will know we were here."
early explorers: "That word they used, 'Canada'. I think it means 'the village'."
defense of Quebec: "I will answer from the mouth of my cannon."
Laura Second: "Take me to Fitzgibbon."
Irish refugees: "We need to keep our Irish names!"
OTHERS: jailed French author, native American refugees, Signal Hill (first wireless broadcast), WWII female fighter pilot, many more...

heritage bro

A masculine hipster sub-genre explicably defined by a combination of finely manicured beard hair (possibly accented by a waxed mustache), flannel clothing, skinny jeans, a preference for the great outdoors, and a pronounced interest in manual labor, do-it-yourself craft making and handiwork. They typically enjoy hearty ales as well as farm-to-table food that they have probably harvested themselves. A heritage bro often identifies as a libertarian and wields an axe.
"Dude, that hipster looks like Paul Bunyan!"
"That's a heritage bro."
heritage bro by ravie December 2, 2013