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A few of the guys I've rimmed had hair pies and I usually got a few mouth hairs!
hair pie by USAF Cadet June 24, 2021
1. thick pubes... guy or girl
"I burried my face in her hair pie"
hair pie by JTHowell February 12, 2009
a womans "private" parts, only if she is frigid anyway!
i took a lovely mouthful of her hair pie
hair pie by Mike Oxlong January 30, 2003
A Male who looks, sounds, and acts like a female, having long bushy mullet-like hair and wears tight jeans that makes his genitalia look like camel toe and looks like he just stepped out out of a hair Band.
Yo, look at that guy! he's such a Hair Pie!
Pool hall attendent: "Hair Pie your tabel is ready."
Hair Pie: "Common let's play pool"

My Ex-Husband is such a hair Pie!
hair pie by stanich July 7, 2006
Over abundance of locks/threads/hair on the head.
Wow, you have a serious Hair Pie going on under that baseball cap.
Hair Pie by Straight A's July 6, 2007
A diminutive cartoonish fellow with wirey dark hair, whose moustache and mono-brow are interchangeable. He also answers to the name of "Fritz"
Hey Reese, did you see Hair Pie last night? He was so shitfaced that he was eating the urinal cakes again!
hair pie by Minta Moisty April 8, 2005