ball hair

a unit of measurement depicting the miniscule proximity of an object or the outcome of an event

I missed my birdie putt by a ball hair and I lost the tournament by one stroke.

ball hair by bigminus March 27, 2009

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PP BALL HAIR

PP BALL HAIR is not actually what u think it is not hair on the outside of Ur Wang but it is hair in the lungs of your penis

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I called up my friend Vinny, and said, "Hi, this is Joe, can you braid my ball hair?"

ball hair by Rob c October 5, 2003

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no... what we need's a strike...herrrrre

Tourettes girl: BALL HAIR!
Deuce: No, what we need's a strike...herrrre

ball hair by jenis June 17, 2003

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A pizza that is topped with tomato sauce, cheese, and more predominantly, ball hair.

Joey: You want a slice of my ball hair pizza?
Ray: No thanks, I'm full

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these critters tend to get stuck in your teeth after a round of horizontal hokey pokey

Bobby: Hey there. Did you and Billy Bob just get done, well you know...
Lisa Jo: Why? Do I have ball hair in my teeth?

ball hair by Tank December 29, 2003

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play with my turf-like ball hair

ball hair by Anonymous October 29, 2003

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