haygen

Haygen (noun)
A person with the right combination of friendly, funny, happy, and a little bit of sarcasm. This is a person you would be friends with, email in class, and make inside jokes with. Haygen is also the kind of person who would be bothered by anyone who disturbs his peace in a work environment.

"Are you friends with Haygen?"
"Yeah! We email in class and crack our own inside jokes."
"Dude, where can I get a friend like that?"
"Sorry, I only know one Haygen."

by mythicalwaterbuffalo May 24, 2016

haeger

Its when a girl gives a blowjob and during the act, sneaks her finger into the guy's butthole

This hot chick was blowing me but she decided to give me a haeger, and I jumped up, cutting my dick on her teeth

by Dr. Harris Isbell April 13, 2009

Hagen

A boy named Hagen is usually a really sweet boy. He may have his "player" moments, but there will be one girl that changes his mind forever. Hagen's are usually tall, blonde, handsome, and really sweet. If you ever find one, don't make him angry. Keep him forever.

Look there's a hagen!

by Kaylaabrysonnlollllll October 21, 2013

Haugen

A name for someone with a huuuuuge penis

Dude you’re a Haugen

by Haugendazz April 16, 2019

Going for Häagen-Dazs

Receiving felatio

Honey, what do you say to going for Häagen-Dazs?

by Haagen Dazs aficionado September 7, 2011

HÄAGEN-DON'T

Not buying HÄAGEN-DAZS ice cream in Singapore because it's too expensive.

Yo that ice cream cake is balls expensive. HÄAGEN-DON'T that shit!

by iMac18078 January 22, 2009

Tyler Hagen

Pretty much the most handsome man in all the world! Known by some as "The Man" or "Mr. Perfect." Most commonly known as SEXY. He's the kind of guy that turns heads when he walks by. Usually very muscular and built. Blond hair blue eyes, typical Dutch exterior. Knows how to get the ladies but also masters how to keep them. Fun loving, good at most any sport, loves kids and pets. Deathly afraid of birds and clowns. If you were to see a Tyler Hagen in a crowed place you would know who he is instantly. He's pretty much an one in a million kind of dream man.

Example:

Girl One: Hey do you know Tyler Hagen?
Girl Two: You mean that sex god?? Who doesn't know him?
Girl One: Yeah him, if only he wasn't taken by such a hottie or I'd get right on that.
Girl Two: I need to find me a Tyler Hagen of my own!

by imsureyoucanguess October 17, 2011