hamster gymnastics

ham•ster gym•nas•tics

/ˈhamstər jimˈnastiks/

1. Going to great lengths to justify, rationalize, or otherwise explain away a wrongdoing or shitty action/behavior

2. A combination of both 'hamstering' and 'mental gymnastics'

My girlfriend cheated on me. She said she had a dream I cheated on her, so her cheating was justified. Except her dream happened the morning after she cheated on me. I'm surprised she didn't strain herself doing those hamster gymnastics.

by TheTallestPsychonaut January 3, 2021

gymnastics

n. Best sport in the world, requires balance, grace, strength, flexibility, hard work, determination, and is one of the most mental sports ever. IT's the coolest sport to watch cuz all those hot gymnast girls do these amazing tricks that normal people like me could never do.

I wish i could do gymnastics

by wishiwasagymnast November 10, 2003

Elastics Gymnastics

Any series of physical exercises designed to squeeze one’s arse into a pair of pantyhose, snug jeans, and such.

I almost collapsed from exhaustion and dehydration after a grueling session of elastics gymnastics with a pair of tights.

by Fruity Ana March 4, 2009

gymnastics

A sport played by some of the finest girls. A gymnast is usually hot, but what separates them most from other girls is that they have amazing talent, and are dedicated, among other things. Since gymnastics requires such high levels of concentration, gymnasts are also very smart.

I would love to date a gymnast. Time to sign up for gymnastics!

by Ifucanreadthisgoodjob July 29, 2006

gaynostic

a person who differentiates him/herself from the public as being and coming out as gay

the unbearable lightness of gaynosticism helps gays be and act more gay than they were before they came out

by kelamist March 5, 2012

Gymnastics

A sport which requires balance and strength and a lot of coordination. It's in the top ten hardest sports and needs a lot of flexibility!

Gymnastics
Non gymnast 'how do you DO that?'
Gymnast 'it's only practice!'

by ProVideoStars March 12, 2015

Ginastic

Something that is fantastically gigantic!

'His feet are size 14, they are GINASTIC'

by Ryebeach January 13, 2010