Gundo

The act of rushing to score before all players are in game. To cap a flag in capture the flag before all players are able to move due to connection times.

This can be done in online gaming instead of waiting for all participants to enter the game. Usually done by insecure players who feel a need to score before all opponents are there as this is the only way they might score. eg: That asshole just Gundo'd the flag ! WTF , Who gundo'd the flag?

the cheating prick...

by JDmon March 2, 2011

Guyological Clock

The progression or time period between puberty to permanent bacherlorhood marking a man’s marriageability.

John is only 42 years old and I want to fix you up with him before his guyological clock expires and he becomes a permanent bachelor!

by Paige F. Enimore April 21, 2010

Guido Pubes

Well trimmed male genital area, similar to Puerto Rican Pubes

After her date with Tony, Maria was thankful he had Guido Pubes because she hates hairy cock-n-balls.

by Gavin Rosdale March 6, 2010

guytown

An environment/place dominated by men and a sinking feeling that something really bad is about to happen.

Hey guy. welcome to guytown.

by heyguy June 1, 2009

Gurdon

A small, no traffic light, no WalMart, no chain restaurant, huntin, beer drinkin (cuz CLARK COUNTY IS WET!) backroadin city with some kickass people. Life here is what you make it, so lame people aint got a chance. We are the proud Gurdon Go-Devils, purple and gold! We're known as "dirty water" but its not true. We don't have to have boil orders like our neighbors. Gurdon is home to the International Order of the Hoo-Hoo, Jimmy Witherspoon, Tav Falco, and Daniel Davis (the butler from The Nanny)! Gurdon is more famously known as the home of the Gurdon Light! It a ghost of a railroad foreman who was brutally murdered in 1931. I've seen it several times myself and it stills scares me. If you're serious about seeing him tap on the tracks with a rock, chant "light, light, come out tonight" a few times and he'll shine for you, swing back and forth like a lantern, or if you're lucky he'll chase you!

Everyone i meet: "So where are you from?"
Me: "Gurdon"
Everyone i meet: "Oh I'm sorry"
Me: "Shiiiit. Y'all should be so lucky!"

by gspot4life May 29, 2011

Guido Kissy Face

A hallmark of Guido culture. It is the act of making a "kissy face" whenever a camera is nearby, annoying the hell out the picture taker, unless he or she subscribes to Guidoism and approves of such weird facial behavior.

This skill is inherent in the Guido genes, and thought by some to be an involuntary reaction to the sight of a camera. Typically it is accompanied by some hand gesture known only within the Guido culture.

For examples and images, I would direct you to the website hotchickswithdouchebags.com for a more comprehensive list of images.

"Oh my God, Mike is making that damn Guido Kissy Face again! He is ruining all of my pictures!"

by Mang Now! January 27, 2010

Guido doorbell

Guidos, frequently too self important to actually get out of their cars, or even call someone when in front of the house, beep their horns to let the person inside know they have arrived. Perhaps they are under the assumption that everyone else on the block is deaf, or wants a good look at their all around dark tinted windows on a white BMW.

I wish that Dickhole would stop ringing the guido doorbell and just use his phone.

by Jan Warren January 24, 2008