Guuch

The welcome mat to your asshole. Should be kept neat and tidy.

By using a shag rug as a welcome mat, we could already infer Winston doesn't trim his guuch hairs.

by Mr PieandChips October 23, 2011

Guck Guck 9000

Only the best of blowjobs that end with the most orgasmic finish

Kyle: “dude jade gave me that guck guck 9000 last night and damnnn”

Or
Lexi: “I gave Kyle that guck guck 9000 last night and he couldn’t even move”

by Milkycunt69 October 22, 2019

glücklichfürchten

A portmanteau of the German words for “happy” and “dread.” Cautious optimism while awaiting near-certain fuckery.

“I need to drink at least three beers before watching the election results. The glücklichfürchten is too much for me to endure.”

by Bad Beth and Beyond November 3, 2020

Guckied

Basically means to get f*cked

Ketchara got guckied

by ketchara May 12, 2019

Guckbis

Guckbis is a type of cum that has been turned into ice cubes

Becky: Wow! This guckbis is really sweet!

Samantha: I love guckbis most in my tea!

by ToodelsDeCat November 22, 2020

Bill Gluckman

Senator who is down with the bitches and hoes. Derived from the feature film "Malibu's Most Wanted". Originally portrayed by Ryan O'Neil

Gary: You know who this is! I'm from Bill Gluckman's office!
Tec: Damn! He's the one that's down with the bitches and hoes!

by Patrick Duggan April 21, 2007

Washy Buddha Guck Fight

A guck fight taking place between two Buddhas. These buddhas are generally washy and enjoy throwing guck. Washy Buddha guck fights can injure innocent passerby and are a public safety violation.

Don't go down that alley; it's a popular spot for washy buddha guck fights.

by Callie Calypso January 19, 2013