gettin' a Guttenberg

Receiving a blowjob in public, while sitting behind a desk or in front of a podium, so that the person adminstering the blowjob is hidden. (ala Steve Guttenberg in the film "Police Academy.")

President Clinton was gettin' a Guttenberg while giving the State of the Union address.

by Reagan Reagan Reagan July 30, 2008

Guttenberg

1. verb - To ejaculate in a massive and elaborate manner. Usually associated with ejaculating as the result of hearing really good news, or seeing something incredibly awe inspiring. Named after the movie star Steve Guttenberg for no apparent reason.

Oh man, I just Guttenberged and now there's Steve all over the place.

by The Squiv April 19, 2008

San Francisco gutterball

when a gay man gets drunk and has sex with a woman

Last weekend, my gay friend Stfan got hammered and had a San Francisco gutterball Lucy.

by Sexual Ratchet April 25, 2010

gutterbugs

Homeless twenty-something street punks, often referred to as "crust punks." Interests include DIY basement rock shows, shoplifting at local bodegas, and miscellaneous drug use in the graveyard. For further reference, feature film "Gutterbug" illustrates the daily lives of these rebellious no-goods and the sub-culture which consumes them.

My wife and I were disgusted once again upon seeing the local gutterbugs chugging 40 oz's and hurdling over gravestones midday while the rest of the world is at work.

by tophmandude October 27, 2018

swedish gutterball

Practicing the sex act of ass-to-mouth, but with the scrotum instead of the shaft.

She wanted the Swedish Gutterball, but I couldn't get my nut in.

by the dee bee January 17, 2014

Gutterball

Inserting the index and middle fingers in the vagina and the thumb in the balloon knot. Sometimes known as the shocker, this phrase is popular because it is so similar to the way a bowling ball is picked up.

Here are enough gutterball rhymes to create your own a rap song: Two in the pink, one in the stink; two in the grass one in the ass; two in the slut one in the butt; two in the koot, one in the chute; goin to town with one in the brown; two in the slit, one in the pit; two in the clam, one in the ham; two in the junk, one in the trunk; two in the snapper, one in the crapper; two in the crack whore, one in the backdoor; two in the bank, one in the stank; two in the soup, one in the poop; going for broke with one in the spokes; two in the hair pie, one in the brown eye.

by ExitRamp July 23, 2004

Guttenberg

super populated (12,000) shithole in Hudson County, NJ that is 3x8 blocks consisting of central american illegals and 5th generation white trash drunks.. Acts as a North Bergen write off (aka bitch town) to make sure West New York scumbags don't end up wyling in the nice part of north bergen... the greaseball ginny mayor della donna got convicted on corruption charges and is serving a long sentence in some federal pound me in the ass prison.

The local economy revolves around Father and Son Pizza and Bennys Deli/Liquors.. A nightly occurence is the GPD alerting WNYPD to a 'situation' Which pretty much means some West New York assholes are on the prowl and they cant respond until QuikChek serves their sandwich

66th WNY homie 1 : Damn nigga, its 1:47am.. Run to bennys in guttenberg and grab a dutch..

66th WNY homie 2 : yoooo, i'm smoking you out... the least you can do is get the dutch you bum ass nigga..

66th WNY homie 1: word you right.. spot me a dollar?

by calzonekid May 17, 2009