Garthy Point

A point that is awarded for cockish one-up-manship, named for an infamous bullshitter.

Paul: I just saw a snail in the garden!

Jake: Well I saw a pigeon, three foxes, a dog and Father Christmas in the garden, and Santa had his dick out!

Paul: Fuck off Paul, have a Garthy point!

by Sue de-Nym June 7, 2014

un-girthy

the exact opposite of a girthy person

matt boismere is a prime example of someone with extreme negative girth, therefore he is un-girthy

by danooo May 7, 2008

gurth

the circumference or span of ones cock

kons has got a 6 inch gurth, golly

by long schlong silver March 22, 2004

gunthy do best

An order for Gunthy to yell his mating call for fellow girls that he ends up getting rejected by in a timespan of 3 days - 3 weeks.

Gunthy, do the best muffle (the mating call) that you've ever done!!
GUNTHY DO BEST, and YOTN DO NAA

Gunthy do best
Gunthy, that wasn't best, that had to be your worst.
Gunthy, you're a fuckin new, stop denying best.
Gunthy, my oldest great great great grandma can do best louder than you and she isn't even fuckin alive.

by Yotn Squad November 15, 2017

Gurth

Usually a playful nickname and it’s also used for another meaning for circumference

Harvey you gurth get here now

by Definemasted January 10, 2019

girthy

when a man has a rather wide cock!

i know a man called john, he has a rather wide cock, ive named it girthy!!!
(he also has big balls, "is it a peach" haha

i want to suck girthy!!!!

by Missy L November 6, 2006

Girthy-Base

The amount of girth, measured at the base of the phallus.

She grabbed my Girthy-Base and then began stroking till the load shot on her chest.

by SauceyGirth September 26, 2014