gapperd

n. a person who can't remember something obvious or common knowledge. Someone who doesn't notice or realize something that is right in front of them.

Bennett- What school do I go to again?
Jackie- duh! this is xavier!
Tillea- wow jackie. you're such a gapperd! Bennett is a boy and therefore goes to Brophy! geezz

by Tillahizz February 10, 2009

Gumper

A person who sniffs toilet seats after other individuals have used said toilet.

C: Wow! That was an amazing poo I just had, I'm going to leave now.
E: *Enters stall*
E: *Bends down and inhales deeply*

(E is gumping the toilet.)
(E is a gumper)

by HiImAmyESIBULNSAC March 17, 2022

guppenberg

Commonly used insult against someone of lesser intelligence and/or smaller penis size.

What an absolute guppenberg!

How dare you try to indulge in a conversation with me you guppenberg!

by Park Ranger Tom September 26, 2019

pulp gulper

Term for weirdos who drink their orange juice with pulp.

Person 1: Is that pulp in your drink?
Person 2: Yeah, I like it that way.
Person 1: Okay, fucking pulp gulper.

by Arsonist_MLGXpert January 20, 2021

gumper

Gumper ; Is A person who gumps. which is a person whom will persuade by performing a sexual act, usually fellatio but not limited to, to acquire or gain something they need . Often placed in the same group as puddle sluts, drug whore but really quite different. The main difference is a gumper, trades sexual favors for other things besides drugs or substance, but more focused on trading for other services or granted access to something not normally accessible by the sexual favor giver. Gumpers are not addicts but more often a determined crafty type. Who has no shame using sexual allure to gain what they want. Generally a tactic used by females towards men in power. Who have morality issues.

submitted by LuvH8Luv
inspired by popular pop culture movie.

Forrest Gump when Forrest Gump's mother had sex with a superintendent of school district to grant Forrest Gump access into public school and not a special school for less fortunate.

In the PTA meeting held at the town hall a mob of parents held signs in protest and loud speaker saying "Mrs. Gump had sex with the right person to get her slow handicapped son into our public schools which created a distraction to all other children's learning." when interviewing another angry parent, the parent very frustrated in demeanor said, "She can't just gump the super-intendant for her boy to be placed into schools made for regular kids. She's done this before with parking tickets getting thrown out, to returning opened electronics that she obviously used and damaged. she gets away with everything by her gumper ways and now it seems she is gumping her way into our public school. "

by Luv H8 Luv April 10, 2022

Pussy Gulper

Pussy Gulper (Acronym. PG): noun
1. a person who gulps his/her drink in a weak, timid, or unmanly manner.

2. in many countries PG is degrading and dishonorable

3. most frequently used when referencing alcohol

1. "stop Pussy Gulping take it like a man"

2. "yo u better Pussy Gulp my drink, dont be trying to take it"

3. "u damn Pussy Gulper give me that ill show you a real gulp"

by ccthedefinition_wiz.com March 15, 2010

guppet

A gay muppet.
G(ay) + (P)uppet.

Not to be confused with a lesbionette.
Lesb(ian) + (Mar)ionette.

Surprisingly, guppet is not a term of endearment.

by Dick Phuket March 2, 2008