gambling

when your not sure if you have to fart or shit and you take the chance any way thats what gambling is all about

doug gambled and lost and shit his pants insted of letting out some harmless gas

by joe brown pimp king May 4, 2005

Sloppy Gambling

Gambling to the point of losing one's mind and thus losing their entire life savings.

Derived from the phrase: Sloppy drunk

Matt: Alex stop betting man you keep losing!

Alex: Shut the fuck up man ONE MORE HAND!

Matt: I ain't being a part of this and your sloppy gambling. Lose it all for all I care, bitch.

by Jew_Bagel November 30, 2011

Gambling

1. An improvident activity in which winning gleefully proceeds losing. 2. The saddled process of chasing one's loses or blowing one's winnings. 3. Chinese finger cuffs. 4. An insatiable itch erroneously believed to be satisfied by scratching. 5. The willingness to ask Chance for Certainty.

Horse race betting, casinos, sports betting etc, are all forms of gambling. There are many more of course, all which basically get the same results.

by Prof. Osled November 23, 2009

Gambling and Losing

The act of breaking wind or farting and accidentally shitting your pants.

Honey, I've never heard your fart before. Well, I'm not in the habit of gambling and losing.

by Mikey J. January 6, 2008

gambling

Giving money to native americans.

Stop gambling they already have enough money.

by imanassel August 23, 2011

gambling frenzy

A protracted episode of wagering/betting, usually consisting of several 8-hour sessions of various types of gambling.

You went to the races yesterday, bet on the 'net in the evening and spent the next 12 hours at the casino? Wow - that's a case of MAJOR gambling frenzy!

by Googles January 3, 2004

Grumbling Midget

An angry dwarf that is easily thrown around with the use of a cannopult, sling shot, cannon, golf tee, or mule.

Alex was being a grumbling midget so I sent him on a mule to Arizona.

by lasdjflasdjflasdjkf May 30, 2006