gulching

The feeling when food has blocked your throat and you cannot breath and need something to wash it down with.

Hey James give me your coke im gulching.

by chrisM77 December 29, 2007

Spring Gulch

RV and Campground sight in Pennsylvania, about 20 minutes from the famous "Amish Country" Most commonly linked to "Ole Bertha" the 8 pound bass that's found in the lake on the campground area.

My buddies and I are going up to Spring Gulch for the weekend in our RV to try to get Ole Bertha

by puh_trish_uh_sir_bow September 14, 2017

dry gulch

to attack someone by surprise, to hit them when they least expect it, especially in the throat.

see sucker punch

and then i turned around and dry gulched the dirty son of a bitch.

by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

dry gulching

Attacking someone by surprise, knocking someone out from behind, or ambushing somebody.

She got put in solitary for dry gulching her cellmate in the yard.

by Zsinix September 20, 2016

mrs gulch

When an old woman farts in mid stride at the store and casually continues to walk down the aisle.

"Omg what was that?"

"Idk dude but it smells like a mrs gulch"
"Runnnnn"

by jaynedough May 11, 2015

dry gulched

Ambushed

You got dry gulched.

by English Jax November 12, 2013

Glitter Gulch

The term used for when mooning someone while at the same time shitting. The sparkling sensation in the light makes the fresh fecal matter sparkle. Hence Glitter Gulch

Handy Jesus got to see Makeshift Villains Glitter Gulch, it Fuckin' Sparkled!

by Stickman Straw www.mobarksclub.com December 23, 2004