gimplement

n. Any sort of implement, device, or gadget designed or intended to aid the physically impaired or handicapped.

Crutches were one of the earliest gimplements, but those new leg braces are the coolest.

by MadridTiger December 10, 2011

grimplets

Dimples in the skin of an obese buttocks. Similar to the outside of a golf ball. Mostly affiliated with overweight women in bikinis.

Whoa girl! You got some grimplets in that ass!

by sammyjit January 23, 2014

grimpledorf

A small shriveled up "bone-marrow baby" that is permanently in a fetal position. Usually with features of their body severely disfigured.

Holy shit that kid looks like grimpledorf!

by RedBullFartFlinger April 29, 2022

Guampler

A fucking idiot. Typically this person lies about everything that doesn't even require lying. Usually friendless.

Person: The new Metallica album comes out next year!

Guampler: Yeah I know I love Metallica!

Person: What's your favorite album by them?

Guampler: Uhh I like the... second one.

by Nordan Jorris February 27, 2009

gimplet

a child spawned from two gimps

yo dude look at that gimplet that was spawned from two gimps

by george October 17, 2004

Gimpleßläused

pronounced gim-pel-schlowsed

To be drunk off one's gord.

I'm too gimpleßläused to walk so I think I'll drive.

Larry was too gimpleßläused to realize that he slept with his own father that night.

by calducciano May 15, 2005

Gimples

The cute form of gimp. Used on things that are so ugly that they're cute.

"That baby is so gimples!"

by Caleb Lawson September 18, 2006