A buffer guest is a close friend that you invite to a party ten or 15 minutes before the rest of the guests are scheduled to arrive. This guest or group of guests is meant to 1) make it seem like the party has already begun and good times are to be had and 2) make it less awkward in case someone you don't know particularly well arrives before everyone else.
I invited Jona over as a buffer guest in case Tim or Josh came over early, because I don't really have a lot in common with them
by violentfemme May 2, 2009
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A person who insists on correcting your typos or grammatical errors.
Also known as a grammar nazi.
Splices the words gestapo and typo together.
A person who insists on correcting your typos or grammatical errors.
Also known as a grammar nazi.
Splices the words gestapo and typo together.
Man, I had better change the terrible auto corrections my phone made on my facebook status before the gestypo sees.
George: " I wad going to watch Lost tonight."
Stan: "You mean was."
George: "Dammit Stan, quit being the gestypo."
George: " I wad going to watch Lost tonight."
Stan: "You mean was."
George: "Dammit Stan, quit being the gestypo."
by AngeltheCaptain October 21, 2010
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Middle to lower class people who shop at Target, Most often having snobbish attitude, with a litter of unruly children, who scream without reprimand. Target guests leave a wake of spilled drinks, and popcorn on the floor . Dirty diapers in shopping carts or anywhere else bio hazards don't belong. Their language is composed of a dialect unknown to most hygiene conscientious humans ex:Shopping cart: translation= a portable and completely free Garbage Can on wheels can also be used as a ,Diaper Pail,or Kleenex receptacle.
They can't read
ex: Buy 3 of this item get a$5 gift card.They will have in their cart maybe one correct item, two incorrect items ,or only 2 items total. Upon being shown the add promotion, and reading the "details " to them, they ALWAYS insist "That's not what the sign said on the shelf". So therefore Target employees spend an estimated average of 2000 hours a year and 20,000 miles walking around the store to bring the "sign" up to the checkout lane . Then while the other Target Guests become greatly annoyed,and huffy,They'll decide then ,that they" don't want it!"
They are restroom destroyers ,this process occurs within an average of 15 minutes from. hourly cleaning.They lack manners and are completely oblivious to anyone around them while shopping. Target guests are known for having poor eyesight . "The dinette set wont fit in my Prius!?" A Target guest can also be identified by their poor driving skills upon entering any store parking lot.
They can't read
ex: Buy 3 of this item get a$5 gift card.They will have in their cart maybe one correct item, two incorrect items ,or only 2 items total. Upon being shown the add promotion, and reading the "details " to them, they ALWAYS insist "That's not what the sign said on the shelf". So therefore Target employees spend an estimated average of 2000 hours a year and 20,000 miles walking around the store to bring the "sign" up to the checkout lane . Then while the other Target Guests become greatly annoyed,and huffy,They'll decide then ,that they" don't want it!"
They are restroom destroyers ,this process occurs within an average of 15 minutes from. hourly cleaning.They lack manners and are completely oblivious to anyone around them while shopping. Target guests are known for having poor eyesight . "The dinette set wont fit in my Prius!?" A Target guest can also be identified by their poor driving skills upon entering any store parking lot.
After the tsunami, a comment was made that "Wow it looks as i f a "Target Guest"came through here yesterday." Sure looks Targhetto.
If the Super Bowl Party is at a Target Guest's house this year ,I'm not going cause all that beer I plan on drinkin' uh ,uh , not using that filthy bathroom!
If the Super Bowl Party is at a Target Guest's house this year ,I'm not going cause all that beer I plan on drinkin' uh ,uh , not using that filthy bathroom!
by chmpbmxgirl March 30, 2014
Get the Target Guest mug.An inmate in prison. Room and board is paid for by the state, hence "guest" of the State.
Someone who is incarcerated.
Someone who is incarcerated.
by Luigi August 15, 2004
Get the guest of the State mug.1. To freeload or bum off of friends, with the assumption that you never have to carry any form of payment again, ever.
Guy 1: Dude, can you pick up the beers? I'm a little short.
Guy 2: What the fuck? I paid last time!!
Guy 1: I forgot my wallet, but I do, fortunately, have my America's Guest Card.
OR
Guy 1: What's with Jack? He never pays.
Guy 2: He's America's Guest.
Guy 2: What the fuck? I paid last time!!
Guy 1: I forgot my wallet, but I do, fortunately, have my America's Guest Card.
OR
Guy 1: What's with Jack? He never pays.
Guy 2: He's America's Guest.
by J. Carl December 10, 2008
Get the America's Guest mug.A guestaurant (guest_restaurant) is a kind of restaurant. It is like a dinner party at somebody's home, where paying guests turn up.
In most places is a private home. Guestaurants are normally run by the chefs at their own homes. Due to it very special nature, attendance is by appointment only. Guests are normally encourage to bring their own wine. Guestaurants have become the latest trend in dining out in cosmopolitan cities.
In most places is a private home. Guestaurants are normally run by the chefs at their own homes. Due to it very special nature, attendance is by appointment only. Guests are normally encourage to bring their own wine. Guestaurants have become the latest trend in dining out in cosmopolitan cities.
I went to a guestaurant in London last night; It was awesome! I met so many cool people and food was exceptional
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