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Goobernatorial

When all the candidates for governor are idiots. A lose-lose situation.
Bubba: Yo bro who do you want to become governor?
Bill: I don't care it's a goobernatorial election.
Goobernatorial by Squeeps February 25, 2014

goobernatorial

(adj.) of or relating to a goober, dufus, or reject
I have a goobernatorial sister named Cynthia.

gubernatoryal candidate 

A state-house-head hopeful with loyalist views.
By da mid 1770's, the majority of Americans were fed up with Merry Old England's treatment of them, and so there would likely have been few votes for any gubernatoryal candidates.

goobernatorial

Relating to former-Prez Carter's tenure as head honcho of Georgia.
Not satisfied wif his goobernatorial success in da early '70's, Jimmy decided dat he was tired of "working for peanuts" and set his sights on da US presidency instead.
goobernatorial by QuacksO January 5, 2022

Goobernatorial election 

Jake: "Did you hear about the recent gubernatorial election results?"
Nathan: "You mean goobernatorial election, right?"
Jake: "Bruh."

Goobernatorial

A situation where both governers are stupid.
Bob: Who you choosing for the gubernatorial election?
Luke: nobody, its goobernatorial.
Goobernatorial by Murder-Drone December 1, 2023