A guardian is the old man who is always present at nude beaches. They often sit near the entrance and typically judge people entering. They are usually fully tanned and let their balls hang freely.
by Oski_Boi June 8, 2019
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"yah, he is no longer my father he is my guardian"
"i dont have a dad, i have a guardian"
person1:"ur dad called"
person2:"WHO?!, i am unaware of this 'father' you speak of"
"i dont have a dad, i have a guardian"
person1:"ur dad called"
person2:"WHO?!, i am unaware of this 'father' you speak of"
by SEXXXAAYYYYYYY May 3, 2008
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by G-5B January 28, 2019
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Guy 2: Yea, this guy is cracked with his snipes!
Guy 2: Yea, this guy is cracked with his snipes!
by FartGarfunkel March 11, 2020
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*guardian theme plays*
*link starts seeing red dot on his body*
Guardian: so you have chosen death
*guardian theme plays*
*link starts seeing red dot on his body*
Guardian: so you have chosen death
by NightG August 15, 2020
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