The simultaneous occurance of every humanly imagineable bodily function (i.e.
ejaculation, weeping, defecation, urination, hemorrhaging, perspiration, sneezing, coughing, drooling), resulting in both severe
pain and unparalleled
pleasure.
In loving memory of
Jacob Anthony McCormick, who deceased this past Monday,
December the 6th,
2005 from an unexcpected, fatal grundle. God rest his tormented soul and mutilated body.