Skip to main content

Grumpitude

One's overall level of grumpiness. Grumpitude, also known as the grumpitude factor or grumpitude quotient is a numerical value, rated on a logarithmic scale similar to that of the richter scale for earthquake magnitude. A grumpitude factor of 6 is 10 times higher than a grumpitude factor of 5.
Whoa man, chill out. You don't need to be exhibiting such levels of grumpitude.
by Z Bomb November 15, 2007
mugGet the Grumpitude mug.

Grampster

A man or woman aged 65 years or older who considers them-self to be a gangster. They are usually thugged out with ghetto wear, and have tattoos all over their bodies.
Did you see that 70 year old Grampster with the flat billed Twins hat? I bet that old bastard is hard as hell and is packin' serious heat.

Guy 1: You better watch out for that Grampster, he won't hesitate to bust a fat cap in your ass.

Guy 2: Yeah but he'll probably break a hip trying to catch me!

I bet sawdust and mothballs would fly out of his pockets if that old ass Grampster fell over!
by Chuck Richards December 18, 2008
mugGet the Grampster mug.
Related Words

Game Grumps

An addition to my other definition.
The duo has broken and repaired, but instead of Jon, Danny from NinjaSexParty joined. Fans are not pleased.
RubberRoss has also started a series with Danny on the Game Grumps channel as well, known as Steam Train. Instead of console games, the content it has is of computer games.
Ah man, Danny can never replace Jon in our Grump hearts!

Dude, Danny is a good addition to Game Grumps.
by Garnet June 28, 2013
mugGet the Game Grumps mug.

Grumpatron

A grumpy person, or a state of grumpiness that comes over a normal person; causing the afflicted person to make snappy rude remarks and become very unsocial.
Ryan won't go to the movies because he's a grumpatron, and nobody likes his company anyways.
by Xumill January 21, 2010
mugGet the Grumpatron mug.

grumpster

n. similar to dumpster, but instead where happiness goes to die
n. a person that sucks the life out of the room no matter how hard you try to cheer them up
n. dark pit of despair, a black hole of unhappiness, a vacuum that sucks all hope and joy from the vicinity
MD is a grumpster because he will suck all your happiness away.
by JitteryJoe July 27, 2008
mugGet the grumpster mug.

grumps

a certain state of mind characterized by grumpiness and a generally disagreeable demeanor
Reia spilled her beer all over her self, and was grumps for the rest of the night.
by manfriend July 3, 2004
mugGet the grumps mug.

grumpustiltskin

A person who is constantly grumpy, or occasionally suffering from a very high level of grumpiness.

A grumpustiltskin, is a term used for a major grumpus.

(No link whatsoever to Rumpelstiltskin)
"I've been trying to talk to her all night but she has a face like a slapped arse, what a grumpustiltskin!"

"Mate, how's it going....

Fuck off,
OOOOOOHHHH alright grumpustiltskin"
by nwest1 September 9, 2012
mugGet the grumpustiltskin mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email