by sqwirll April 14, 2009
Get the Grumpkinmug. a short, trollish, bitch that everyone hates. She's annoying, ugly, and the kinda girl you would love to punch in the face...repeatedly.
Brandon's girlfriend is such a grumpkin.
by clayton September 20, 2004
Get the grumpkinmug. A woman no taller than five feet three inches tall and more than a few pounds overweight who would be cute if she lost a little weight. Often seen truck-truck-truckin' around.
by Marc November 17, 2003
Get the grumpkinmug. Steve: Dude, I was on the Blumpkin Bus yesterday and i totally got Multiple Grumpkins from that Solid gold Hobot
by shabunia February 13, 2009
Get the Grumpkinsmug. the wrestler used the grumpkin technique to score a reversal.
i blew my wad as soon as that filthy slut gave me a grumpkin.
i blew my wad as soon as that filthy slut gave me a grumpkin.
by the cool breeze September 8, 2006
Get the grumpkinmug. Describes sosmeone who suddenly turns extremely and uncharacteristically grumpy at night, particularly after midnight. Word evolved from pumpkin - someone who suddenely turns sleepy at midnight.
by Grumpkin April 30, 2006
Get the grumpkinmug. It's actually where you get a girl to swallow a load of semen, then you punch her really hard in the stomach and she throws up on ur dick.
Ya that bitch was suckin my dick so hard but she bit it, so i gave her a grumpkin...and she puked out her lunch.
by Joe May 13, 2005
Get the Grumpkinmug.