The guy or girl in the band that fu*ks all the groupies, he/she's been with so many groupies he/she's worth a discounted rate, coupon style.
Girl, don't mess with him, he's not gonna be serious, he's a groupon.
Dude, be careful with her, she's a groupon, make sure you wrap that up.
Dude, be careful with her, she's a groupon, make sure you wrap that up.
by sweetnola March 27, 2015
Get the Grouponmug. I woke up with a raging groupon this morn - inbox filled with so many exciting deals, what to do?? apple mini speakers? anti-stress facial? love massage neck pillow? ooh the flotation pool treatment looks good, but then so does a Indian head neck & shoulder, or a photoshoot I could justify, somehow. Hey anyone know what the regular price of non invasive ultrasound liposuction is? How do I know $240 is a good deal?
by Peter Greenwall November 7, 2011
Get the raging grouponmug. Oh shut up, will you??? You ain’t care when Tristan cheated on you the first fifty-leven times. You ain’t care when he was sharing his Groupon peen with the world while you were pregnant with Two Truths and A Lie™️. Why do you care now?
You’re a bird. A whole pterodactyl.
-- Clarkisha Kent
You’re a bird. A whole pterodactyl.
-- Clarkisha Kent
by 10001110101... March 1, 2019
Get the Groupon peenmug. Skewing the numbers to make them put your position in a better light knowing they don't represent the whole situation.
Guy 1: Why is your girl mad at you?
Guy 2: I told her I went out with the guys for a couple beers.
Guy1: Dude, you had a couple beers THEN a million shots. You were totally Grouponing the numbers there!
Guy 2: I told her I went out with the guys for a couple beers.
Guy1: Dude, you had a couple beers THEN a million shots. You were totally Grouponing the numbers there!
by The Rob Show July 14, 2011
Get the Grouponing the numbersmug. he was groupon cute - i'd see him a couple of times.
we went out on a discount date since she was only groupon cute.
we went out on a discount date since she was only groupon cute.
by racerxmas July 7, 2011
Get the groupon cutemug. Couples in which both members are low-middle class whose relationship is sustained by multitude of special date night activities such as hot air balloon rides, kayaking and wine tasting tours, and $4.00 movie tickets, offered through a discount site. The couples would never pay for 80% of these activities at a full price.
1) There are so many groupon couples at this kayaking and wine tasting tour.
2) We're rich. We don't need to be a groupon couple.
3) I'm dating a business consultant. I'm so glad I'm not part of a groupon couple anymore.
4) Will you be a groupon couple with me?
2) We're rich. We don't need to be a groupon couple.
3) I'm dating a business consultant. I'm so glad I'm not part of a groupon couple anymore.
4) Will you be a groupon couple with me?
by Cinna-money July 13, 2011
Get the Groupon couplemug. the preoccupation and feeling of anxiousness and not being able to sleep knowing that a new Groupon will be released after 1am.
Must be remedied ASAP by checking groupon.com
The result of an addiction to groupons, which can't be escaped, even on a vacation to costa rica
Must be remedied ASAP by checking groupon.com
The result of an addiction to groupons, which can't be escaped, even on a vacation to costa rica
(After having sex, 1:30 am) Girl: Come here! Let's go to sleep!
Guy: Hold on! I have to to check to see what today's groupon is, I was thinking about it the entire time I was fucking you
Girl: Ugh! Groupon anxiety again?! I'm gonna yell.
Guy: Hold on! I have to to check to see what today's groupon is, I was thinking about it the entire time I was fucking you
Girl: Ugh! Groupon anxiety again?! I'm gonna yell.
by twinklover April 26, 2010
Get the groupon anxietymug.