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groping the goose

Slang for a male masturbating or grabbing his dick
Random guy: my dicks raw after I was groping the goose
by gooser94 January 11, 2014
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On The Gripping Hand

A ternary logic used when you are dealing with three equally unpleasant alternatives rather than two; the third (gripping) hand being dominant or determinative. Expression common among sci fi geeks and computer people.

From a science fiction novel entitled "The Mote In God's Eye" where an intelligent alien race has evolved with two minor arms (with fine fingers for work) on their right and one larger (gripping) arm with three strong fingers on their left.
On the one hand, Obama's a knucklehead and I can't stand him. On the other hand, he still has a lot of people who thinks he walks on water. On the gripping hand, we only have to put up with him for two more years, so we shouldn't bother to try to impeach him.
by Odgred Weary November 24, 2010
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groping

General feeling up on people. Usually someone feeling someone's legs (or otherwise) under a table top or while making out.
Yo, man, my boyfriend kept groping my leg under the table! I was so embarassed.
by V For Victoria April 26, 2006
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Gripping The Cheese

Taking a minor matter and unnecessarily inflating its importance.

Comes from a fat kid grabbing rather harshly a cup of dip cheese for his fries after he realizes there is not enough on his fries.
I was driving down the road doing 30 in a 25 and this cop must have been gripping the cheese cuz he pulled me over.

When my girl told me she went to lunch with Pat from work I was gripping the cheese until i found out Pat was short for Patricia rather than Patrick.
by Da215BigBen October 21, 2009
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Glopping

Glopping is the sound a dog makes when licking its anus or genitals. Normally late at night or when trying to sleep.
What's that noise Rod??

It's just Brutus in the corner glopping!
by Perth bogan August 17, 2018
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"gripping pad"

Background: As a Fleet Risk-Control Manager in a major city, our drivers are taught to reduce their "driver reaction distance" (gas to brake time) by entering into a "preliminary pad grip," (brake pad to rotor with minor, unnoticeable contact); this is also known as "gripping pad."
Example One:

Driver: "It's not my fault I hit that truck that shot out of the mouth of that blind alley."

Fleet Safety Director: "Yea, but you should have been "gripping pad" going through there..."

Example Two:

Driver: "Don't blame me that I knocked that person down; she came out of nowhere."

Fleet Safety Director: "You should have been "gripping pad" going through there with all the people present!"

Fleet Safety Director:
by Ricky Razzle February 24, 2009
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Growping

When you are groping (or imagining groping) some skank and you start to pop a woody.
Look at Matt Wilson growping that chick on the other side of the room with his one eye.
by CaptainPussyBeard May 12, 2011
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