Natural Harmonia Gropius

The awesomest pokemon character ever, Natural Harmonia Gropius (aka N) is a sexy beast who can talk to any pokemon. Better get on his good side so he doesn't get a big dragon to take over the world.

Person one: "who's your favorite human character in pokemon?"
Person two: "Marni-"
Person one: "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY NATURAL HARMONIA GROPIUS"
Person two: "You're right! He IS the best, isn't he!"

by awesomegoats March 21, 2021

gropper-time

(slang) Voluntary intervals of time within the workplace used to measure non-performance of job functions whilst still receiving houry stipends for said functions. Gropper-time may be practiced in groups or independently.

"Fuck, look at my shitty paycheck...let's get some Gropper-time tonight, yo."

by MRDURDEN January 9, 2009

Phone Grope

Grabbing at pockets, patting yourself down to make sure you have your cellphone and don't need to turn around and go back home for it. This behaviour tends to be heightened in people who also have a habit of going back to check the locks on the doors several times before leaving home.

Dude, stop that.

What?

Quit the phone grope. You're always grabbing at your pockets as soon as we're on the road. Didn't you remember your cell?

by RogueSun June 1, 2006

Gropius

Gropius - a sexual deviant who can't keep his hands from groping people of either sex, publicly, in a lewd and lascivious manner. A Gropius also claims to be both evil and crazy with a penchant for alcohol, especially vodka.

Andy? That guy's a whacked Gropius. The last time I saw him he was drunk on vodka and had his hand up some chick's shirt.

by MetalChick October 27, 2019

Mercy Grope

When you allow someone nice to get a little handsy because you feel sorry for them and their limited groping opportunities.

Henry is such a nice guy and I feel bad that he doesn't get any action. I permitted the hello hug to evolve into a light Mercy Grope last night just to throw the guy a bone.

by Jezebel Vandersnatch & Brett September 13, 2009

platonic groping

To casually touch or caress a friend whom you have no romantic interest in.

Yeah, like me and Skye are totally just friends, but that's not to say there hasn't been some platonic groping sometimes when we're drunk.

by annexxxx March 28, 2011

Gropenfuhrer

This tag for Arnold Schwarzenegger actually was coined by Steve Lopez, a writer for the Los Angeles Times, in a column the day after the recall election that installed Arnold as governor, in spite of his acknowledged history of breast and booty grabbing (or, as Arnold described it, "being playful"). Garry Trudeau made Lopez's term nationally famous in the "Doonesbury" cartoons. It's a pun on a German term for a group leader, "gruppenfuhrer."

Governator Gropenfuhrer

by Mark Hertzog February 8, 2004