groo

a shitty come stain on a pillow

'he left a groo on my pillow after he pulled out.'

by Allirapasras September 28, 2011

Groos-Fingers

The inability to type intelligible words or sentences, particularly on a smart phone device. This inability stems from a number of factors to include: 1). Your fingers are too fat to operate the device properly. 2). You are too drunk to operate the device properly. 3). You just don’t know how to spell or type to begin with.

WTF was that message you sent me, I could not understand it. You must have had a serious case of Groos-Fingers.

by McPeePee November 6, 2010

Groose

A word used to describe a hero, or a man who is loose.

"My Groose is Loose"

by GrooseIsBoss February 26, 2015

Groose

Masturbation. (To Groose, Groosing)

Im having a groose.

; AFK, groosing.

by Evillor August 1, 2013

Groose

Grey goose. Slang for those who have consumed the beverage and cannot speak straight.

"Get a bottle of the Groose grab a mic and flow".

by 2La May 13, 2004

groose

go ask someone who doesn't have DICK gross

What's groose? Duhhh, you ass-hole your groose!

by freeakkk June 11, 2011

Anal Groose

The greasy substance left on the shaft of the penis after anal intercourse, often composed of a combination of anal juices and lubricant; not to be confused with an "anal cream pie". Anal groose may also be known as "anal grease".

It's safe to put in back in your mouth, I wiped all the anal groose off.

by Miranda408 November 18, 2010