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Groton

Groton, A small town In South Eastern Connecticut. All the kids their are basically the same. The guys are caught up in their 'Shoe game'. The guys here spend alot of time with their 'boys'. Often getting high/drunk and then doing gay shit with eachother, like shoving items up eachothers asses. Girls on the other hand are completely open about what they do with their sexual life. Often 2 girls say they're bestfriends, 'get drunk' and use that as an excuse to fuck eachothers brains out. Most girls here are whores, who have countless STD's. Overall, the guys and girls have the same attitude. Willing to do anything for a little attention! Yup that's groton.
"I live in a shitty town with ratchet girls, and wannabe guys!"
"OH you must be talking about Groton!"
by Call me avalanche July 22, 2012
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Groon Poon

That Sarah girl has Groon Poon like none other.
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Groton School

groton is an elite institution that prides itself on the students that study hard and commit themselves to serving the community. they dont actually do this however, they are drinking and playing poker, having sex in various classrooms, blowing off as much work as possible (all of it?), and competing to see who can wear the most pastel colors in one outfit.
that guy is wearing a pink lacoste, yellow pants, and carrying a wad of g's, he clearly goes to groton school.
by Angela Q. September 29, 2005
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Gooonge

To use a belgian infant to clean one's gutters
Gooonge!
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GROTON

Groton MAssachusetts is some small bootleg town where everyone except me is rich and white. everyone drives their parents car or worse they got their own fucking brand new ride. and theres never anything to do but get fucked up
<LEFTY> fuck groton!!
by OK March 31, 2005
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grooning

Verb,a colloquial term literally meaning "Group spooning" The act of spooning with 4 or more people (as 2 is spooning, and 3 is throoning).

It is commonly thought that the term is derived from Nordic, to describe the Viking long boaters sleeping arrangements as they huddled for warmth, escaping from reach of the North Sea's clutches of bitter cold at night.

On the contrary, other's believe that "grooning" was first brought to popular attention by Henry VIII, where in his final days he called for all of his past wives to be dug up from their graves or called up to the palace so he could have one last embrace and waller in the success of his marital achievements.
"Hey baby, how about you, me, your friend, your sister, your mother and my uncle here go back to mine, i've got an urge for some serious grooning"
by The Throonmeister December 29, 2009
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