teasy ass gritties

A spin off of tig ol' bitties, and derived from greasy ass titties.
Describing the fat greasy man-boobs on an overweight fellow.

Jim: Damnnnn look at you fatty, you're massive! You got some teasy ass gritties, they're bigger than your mom's.

Bruce: Don't make fun of me... I have a glandular problem!

Jim: Then why are you holding a bucket of KFC?

by ZmanIsTheMan October 3, 2012

Gristlehammer

An original name for the penis, somehow summing up the action taking place during sex as well. An epic word the kind of which the world is sorely lacking.

Perfectly encapsulates the wild originality that can be had in the bedroom, or indeed in a park with everyone watching.

If you claim to have a Gristlehammer you may be required to prove it. Hence this is a bold claim.

Did you bang that girl last night?

You bet, I nailed her pussy into the pleasure zone with my Gristlehammer.

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I got a big dick.

Oh yeah? I have a mighty Gristlehammer that would make Thor himself jealous.

by SexFuhrer September 2, 2009

gristle gripper

if we take gristle to be a penis, it becomes obvious that a gristle gripper is a tight fanny.

my cock is sore, she had a right old gristle gripper on her.

by bail69 January 9, 2008

back bottom gristle lumps

Pickled human shit.

Cyrus just ate some back bottom gristle lumps, yeah he ate shit!

by vive cuervo October 20, 2008

gristlegraw

The hairy pockets between an old womans neck rolls

That gristlegraw is givingh me a hairy eyeball

by feral dog August 11, 2009

Grettle tooth

A girl with a bad tooth to gum ratio....either to much gum or to much teeth

also could be used as a broad term for an ugly chick

"Dude, check out that grettle tooth"...

"Ahhh this bar is full of grettle tooth's lets get out of here"...

by gweedomang December 2, 2011

nittiest of all gritties

The ultimate bottom line, the lowest common denominator

"we gotta break this thing down to the nittiest of all gritties"

by mastertrainer1978 April 9, 2008