grissomize

- to try to impart logic to an otherwise illogical act or situation
- to try to solve a very perplexing problem
- to make a boring thing intreresting

(taken from gil grissom, csi las vegas' head honcho

"I've been up all night trying to grissomize this school project."

"I won't evenm try to grissomize that dude's attitude."

by roel dennis r. macatangay December 5, 2007

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Grissing

Grissing is a word that refers to the act of taking the most rancid shit you've ever smelled. Often times grissing is used a form of asserting dominance on the lesser smells of the other shitters around you. This term was first used in Nazi Germany by the guards at the concentration camps. They would take large shits in front of the prisoners of the concentration camps as a way to shame them, showing them how much better the guards were fed, thus allowing them to take massive shits. They referred to this as act as "Greishen" and the term has since gone though many phases leading to the more common term "Grissing"

Holy shit someone Grissin' up the bathroom on god

I was in the public bathroom the other day and somebody decided to start grissing in the middle stall. It smelled horrible

watch me griss on this dude when I shit in the stall next to him

by Jim jimmithy May 24, 2023

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