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GrinchHood

That time in your life when Christmas is the worst thing that could ever happen to you. Generally starts around 30, & happens mostly in men... Usually wears off after a few decades, which is why some elderly people get excited about Christmas again.
Person: Gawd my dad is a right asshole, he hates Christmas! What's wrong with him?

Person Who Spends Way Too
Much Time On Urban Dictionary: How old is he?

Person: 32, why?

Person Who Spends Way Too
Much Time On Urban Dictionary: He must be in his GrinchHood. Give him a few decades & he'll come round.

Person: ☹ God Dammit.
by BadAssGirl December 31, 2013
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grinchhole

One who dislikes christmas, and wants to ruin the holiday for everyone else. Much like an asshole, but is restricted only to the christmas season.
He came over and ripped down all my chritmas lights, what a grinchhole.
by kt mofo January 1, 2008
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Grincho mode

An increasingly popular term used by hood rats who uncontrollingly lose their rag.

The festive act of going ape shit.
The waiter brings over my peng bacon fries, oh no they've forgotten the bacon (*DEPLOY GRINCHO MODE*)... waiter ends up in the deep fat fryer, he'll never walk again.

The caretaker walks out of the toilets having just snorted a line of Ketamine, he looks around and sees a kid giving him the evils (*DEPLOY GRINCHO MODE*)... The kid ends up with his face in the urinal and has to spend the rest of his life eating through a straw.
by Yoda Gaming December 19, 2018
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grinchfoot

Good weed. Like a rabbit's foot is lucky, a grinch's foot will leave you looking like you're a dick who would steal everything from under one's tree.
Dude, Dimes had some grinchfoot that made me forget she was fine like the Queen of England.
by JWallington September 22, 2009
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Grinspork

Some odd tall lanky kid with no life
"Man that guy Grinspork, sits on his computer all day"
by Jon June 8, 2003
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Grinspork

Hugeous Dorkous :: Native inhabitant of New Jersey. They are never docile, and easily provoked. Rather low intelligence creatures with the remarkable ability to believe they are always right along with the false precept that they ARE smart. The creatures prefer noctural cycles and their method of transportation is a piece of feces. The creatures hate anyone they don't enjoy with a passion as they also have a tendancy to blurt out hateful things in public places or if the offender is male, apply a forceful kicking motion with their leg to said person's nutsack. They mate with mentally unstable females and have rather homoerotic tendancies when around other males of any species.
Grinspork shot himself in the nuts with an airsoft gun and let his mother bleach his hair without realizing what she was doing.
by enitnelav December 2, 2003
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Grinspork

A tall, lanky loser with no friends
"I just finished kicking Grinspork's ass"
by Colin Smith November 27, 2003
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