Gimped

The practice of making software run poorly on a compatitor's hardware.

nVidia's involvement in the development of Batman Arkham Asylum has gimped antialiasing performance on ATi hardware and PhysX performance on multicore CPUs. They should rebrand their developer relations program as nVidia: The Wat it's Meant to be Gimped.

by Initialised October 8, 2009

game grumped

Game Grumped is a term used for when someone, instead of sitting through the tutorial, skips the tutorial and goes through the Game without knowing what they are doing.

"Don't you want to know what to do?"
"Nah, I'm just gonna Game Grump it by not going through the tutorial."
Game Grumping or Game Grumped it is when someone doesn't go through the tutorial of a game.

by A fucking gay bastard August 2, 2018

gripped

Adj. Characterized by intense anxiety or fear, and accompanied by twitching muscles, rapid breathing, full body muscle contractions, testicular retraction and severe puckering of the anal sphincter; usually brought on by climbing on difficult terrain or WAY above your last piece of protection.

Dude, he's about to peel; he's way too gripped to finish the climb.

by jrw April 24, 2005

gimped

When a large system is brought down by a single lame part, that is constantly the source of repeated failure, the system is said to have been gimped. People always want to replace the gimp, but it cannot be replaced. Gimping can also be applied to team sports.

The whole server system was running fine until it was gimped by the xyz. AGAIN!

by Phil Motors October 13, 2007

GIMPed

A picture that was modified by GIMP (GNU Image Manipulation Program). The word also describes the act of being fooled by a modified picture.

That's a GIMPed photo. You just got GIMPed by that fake picture.

by dcfighter September 20, 2012

Gladys Grimpen-Mire

Where’s Gladys?¿ No one knows. She could be with Michael at Chuck-E-Cheese, she could be pleasuring herself with a bubblegum flavoured ‘popsicle’ whilst watching little Kelly frolick, or she could be jumping on top the rooftops of the elderly home singing twinkle winkle little Kelz. She’s an astrological lesbian who howls once a full moon arises. She’s 69 and a very strong feminist. So watch out biotches she might bite <3 everything u want to b.

“What does your Gladys do for you on a Friday night??”

“What’s a Gladys”

“whatthefrig you don’t have a Gladys Grimpen-Mire are u diddling my widdle caroline?!1?!”
“Gladys follows me everywhere cuz I’m so loveable #consent #lol #buddies #cuddlebuds”

by astonishedastrology November 24, 2018

Gimped

A purgatorial state in which you have ingested an obscene amount of alcohol while blazed. You are not high, but not drunk. You continue to remain in this limbo state where your body is in a border-line coma, but your mind is all "eye-of-the-tiger". Depending on your body type, this state can last anywhere from 10 minutes to 2 hours.

Dude, Thanksgiving Eve is gonna be sick. We're gonna get gimped out.

Bro, I smoked so much last night before heading to the bar. I was gimped till last call.

by RaphValentino February 27, 2016