The Grieser Guarantee is a phrase used when you are one hundred percent positive that you are correct. First used by Eric Grieser, this guarantee can't be false.
by Eric Grieser April 12, 2005
Get the Grieser Guarantee mug.A man or woman aged 65 years or older who considers them-self to be a gangster. They are usually thugged out with ghetto wear, and have tattoos all over their bodies.
Did you see that 70 year old Grampster with the flat billed Twins hat? I bet that old bastard is hard as hell and is packin' serious heat.
Guy 1: You better watch out for that Grampster, he won't hesitate to bust a fat cap in your ass.
Guy 2: Yeah but he'll probably break a hip trying to catch me!
I bet sawdust and mothballs would fly out of his pockets if that old ass Grampster fell over!
Guy 1: You better watch out for that Grampster, he won't hesitate to bust a fat cap in your ass.
Guy 2: Yeah but he'll probably break a hip trying to catch me!
I bet sawdust and mothballs would fly out of his pockets if that old ass Grampster fell over!
by Chuck Richards December 18, 2008
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n. similar to dumpster, but instead where happiness goes to die
n. a person that sucks the life out of the room no matter how hard you try to cheer them up
n. dark pit of despair, a black hole of unhappiness, a vacuum that sucks all hope and joy from the vicinity
n. a person that sucks the life out of the room no matter how hard you try to cheer them up
n. dark pit of despair, a black hole of unhappiness, a vacuum that sucks all hope and joy from the vicinity
by JitteryJoe July 27, 2008
Get the grumpster mug.A very nasty, grimey person who does not wash their clothes and smells like shit. Shirts are often yellow and sometimes in rare cases, brown.
by yougotplayed June 14, 2011
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"it couldn't have been any bushier than the one that is on luke depasquale"
by brows r us March 3, 2005
Get the grimesbrow mug.Short for videogamester, combining (video)gamer and gangster. A person who is part of a certain game community engaged in an online gang war with another such community such as Xbox vs. Playstation, Infinity Ward vs. Treyarch, PC vs. console and so on. Possible symptoms of gang affiliation are overzealous brand loyalty, arguing on youtube, basically having nothing more important to talk about and virginity.
"Jim keeps sending me these links to those horrible Xbox 360 vs. Playstation 3 graphic comparison clips whenever a new game comes out."
"I take it he then starts bitching about how the colors look more realistic on one console than the other? And when the other idiots who comment on youtube disagree, he starts talking about the tv-screen they used for the clip and how biased they were?"
"Exactly, he's a total gamester. I told him to fuck off and then I just had sex with my girlfriend."
"I take it he then starts bitching about how the colors look more realistic on one console than the other? And when the other idiots who comment on youtube disagree, he starts talking about the tv-screen they used for the clip and how biased they were?"
"Exactly, he's a total gamester. I told him to fuck off and then I just had sex with my girlfriend."
by Joe115 March 4, 2011
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