Dale Gribble

The paranoid and really funny guy on King of the Hill. Dale's wife Nancy cheated on him and had a kid (Joseph) with John Redcorn, who is an Indian American and Dale believes that because Joseph is so tan and dark that his great grandmother was Italian, and in one episode that "aliens" impregnated Nancy. Dale does not sign his real name on anything he signs, he uses the name Rusty Shackelford, which he also has the birth certificate of. Records all of his phone calls, has metal cage doors (like in malls) to roll down over his windows and doors. Has his fake little security company "Dale-Tec" that doesn't do anything except give you a bunch of free Dale-Tec balloons when you sign up. Also he writes his own local newspaper called "The Gribble Times" that covers news and events in the alley. Believes that the CIA and FBI are bad. Has theories and conspiracies on just about anything that happens or anything that anyone says.

Clank noises are heard when Hank's truck is broke, the noises are clearly coming from the truck
Dale Gribble: Must be those stealth helicopters, they still have some clanks to work out.

Hank answers telephone
Dale disguises his voice
Dale: You don't know who I am but I know where you live.
Hank? Dale is that you?
Dale: Oh Hank, can I speak with Peggy?
Peggy: Hello Dale
Dale: You don't know who I am but I know where you live......

by Hi-Ya Zip May 16, 2009

dale gribble

the very funny neighbor of hank hill on the animated series "king of th hill"

I am a one man externiation corperation

by rusty shackleford May 13, 2005

gribble

the slang term in hawaii for falling or "eating it"

sam "gribbled" on the turf

by kool kid for life May 5, 2005

gribble

A rather obscure male with an even more obsurely large chin that seems to come second in everything. Has a tendency to be so good at maths he beat asians in his maths class. Enjoys such pastimes as rowing and rugby although his chin inhibits his ability to be adept at either. Suffers from chronic fatigue syndrome although makes up for it by taking performance enhancing drugs. This particular breed of males find it hard to perform in other areas due to the problems with their groin. Smiling at rather inappropriate times, gribbles make everyone around them feel incomfortable. This is enhanced by their smell, which can be parelleled with a thousand stink bombs compressed into a square inch. By muttering useless gibberish, gribble's confuse and confound their prey before striking with their deadly chins. Although this gibberish can be closely related to the english language, it is in fact, just random words strung together forming no particular meaning. Gribbles, being rather hostile by nature, enjoy watching porn and eating chicken at an asian teammates house. However, gribbles are dangerous as chintitis IS contagious, avoid at all costs.

Sam has been turning into a gribble lately, look at his grotesque chin.

by No.1 May 23, 2006

Gribble

"Gribbling" is being completely unaware of events that are going on around you, especially those that are completely obvious. Comes from King of the Hill's Dale Gribble, whose wife is having an affair, and he is the only person who is completely oblivious to what is so obviously going on between his wife, Nancy and her lover, John Redcorn.

Everyone thinks that Jacob is just gribbling about the fact that Kerry lost. He seems completely unaware.

by Nicole November 15, 2004

gribble

v.
to bounce another man's ballsac by flexing one's own penis.

"Having you gribble my balls while i masturbated gave me the biggest orgasm ever!"
"Wow dude, that's FUCKING GAY!"

by R Rble R March 30, 2009

gribble

The last couple bites of cooked food on a plate or in a pan that has all of the oil, seasoning, marinade... etc...

You going to eat that gribble?

by Edangerous August 3, 2006