grierson

The new metric unit of aerial noxiousness. Most commonly applied to the scientific quantification of odious flatulence. Defined by the radius of devastation: 10 centigrierson (cGr) will eliminate 50% of sentient life forms within a 1 metre radius. Named after the now notorious scholar, Grierson, who continued to consume numerous plates of tarka despite clear medical advice. The US unit, the air biscuit, is equivalent to 18.4567cGr.

The CIA today reported that Iran has developed a new weapon that will kill but leave buildings undamaged. The weapon, with a 10 kilogrierson yield, was tested in the Dasht-e Kavir desert region. Satellites recorded a zone of devastation with a radius of 25km and the consequent mass evacuation of the town of Garmsar. Reuters, 28th June 2006.

by philmadison June 29, 2006

Caped Gweirdo

Formally, a caped gweirdo is a complex mythical term but can be used as an insult. In its more common usage, it specifically implies that someone is beyond weird, physically aggressive, and dresses themselves in strange attire to intimidate. The term can also just mean mean or aggressive over small things. The plural is caped gweirdoz not caped gweirdos.

"He is such a caped gweirdo!"

by dr.gweirdo December 4, 2019

Greid

a condition on where even if you see Dr Spencer Reid from criminal minds for just one second & you can't stop thinking about him & you to be with be him to be yours side effects include thinking about him for a long period of time hating j.j & in some extreme cases creating a photo gallery on your computer & thinking of him when you listen to songs by bon jovi

girl 1 omg spencer reid is so adorkable
girl 2 do you love him ?
girl 1 yes & someday he'll be mine & we'll be together forever
girl 2 o.k you have greid you need help
girl 1 no i don't
girl 2 hello you tried to blow up j.j's house
girl 1 ... she had it coming

by lcw007 January 11, 2009

hayes grier

Hayes Grier is the brother of Nash Grier. All the girls will fall for him once they look right into his eyes! Him and Nash are all over vine. He has over 787.K followers on vine! Hayes Grier is PERFECT!

You're such a Hayes Grier!

by Daydreamingdimples01 January 11, 2014

Greerism

noun

An outrageous statement made by a formerly important or respected member of the community whose celebrity has faded to such an extent that they make outrageous comments in public forums, with the intended effect of gaining publicity even though no-one has cared what they have said for years:
See; Sour Grapes: Pretended disdain for something one does not or cannot have:
See: Tall Poppy, Australian. someone of preeminence or with a large income; important and powerful person.

Recent Greerism s
'Steve Urwin's death was the best thing that could happen for our wildlife.'
'Princess Daphne was a devious moron'

by KeithMyArthe September 1, 2007

Greit

The superlative form of greatest (i.e. great, greater, greatest, greit). Generally used amongst friends to approve of each other or something someone has done, as one could also use words like 'awesome' or 'cool'. Often interpreted as a simple misspelling, it is not rarely used in a giggly or ironic context.
The word originated on Shiven, a popular server for the game Enemy Territory.

1. Boy #1: I can spin my right arm in clockwise circles, and my right leg in counter-clockwise circles at the same time! Try it out!
Boy #2: Holy buttsex! You're so greit!

2. Teacher: "Little Jimmy, finish this sequence: great, greater ..?
Little Jimmy: greatest, greit.
Teacher: Good job Jimmy, I think it's safe to say you are quite greit yourself!

by sH|Oblivion* August 27, 2010

greif

Someone to destroy something of theirs as a joke.

you fucking greifed my minecraft world im gonna stab your dick and rip your head off.

by Lyn6x February 3, 2019