Gregging

'Gregging' is the process by which an individual masturbates into a hat. Though this is its definition, it can also be used to describe an individual resting his penis in a hat, and/ or using the hat to masturbate. To 'Greg' someone is to steal their headwear, and perform one of these heinous acts using it.

Example 1)
It has commonly been used to make amusing adjustments to songs:
"Gregging,Gregging you... filling up your beret with my penis"

Example 2)
Ray: "Man, what the fuck is up with your hat?"
James: "you wont believe it, Some punk gregged it last night at the party!"
Ray: "Ouch, dont worry about it, weve all been there before"

Example 3)
Mark: "Hey, look at that blokes hat, you want to greg it?"
Bryn: "Hell yeah!, ill go first"
30 minutes later
Man with Hat: "Bollocks"

by Portlypeasent February 26, 2009

Greggil

n. dragon word for human; also called two-leggers, georges, hewmohns, and lunch

That guy is such a greggil.

by Rocnik December 2, 2007

Ezio Greggio

A famous Italian comic and showman, actually a reptilian and intergalactic tax fraud hiding on earth from the space IRS. He's in charge of the new world order with other sionist Martians such as Mike Bongiorno and the mythological creature known as Gabibbo, together they rule the earth and sponsor terrorism around the globe

Hey have you seen Ezio Greggio on TV this night?

Sto cazzo di massone rettiliano bastardo infame che finanzia hezbollah

by Gabibbo April 22, 2021

greggle

The friend, relative or co-worker you ask questions of rather than using Google.

v. The wifi is down, just greggle it.

by bendunn February 18, 2013

Gregging Off

When you masturbate using inanimate objects.

Yesterday I caught my dad gregging off with the dishwasher.

by _GREGG____ November 22, 2017

gregged

The art of completely wasting a retail customers time and energy.

I went into my local car dealership and tried to buy a car. I got gregged so hard by my salesman, I had to run out of there.

by TDiddy77 March 2, 2015

Greggers got me preggers

A phrase used affectionatly to describe a person's friendship or just to name them. Originated myspace, to describe a photo of a pregnant looking girl, quoting that her female friend had gotten her pregnant, it became famous throughout many schools in Australia. Now used to distinguish people with the surname Gregory.

Girl one: Oi Mel!
Girl one: OI MEL!!
Girl one: Mel Greggers got me preggers !
Mel: Oh, hey.

by greenhoney92 March 16, 2008