Greater Cleveland Area

The largest Metropolitan area in the State of Ohio. Anchored by Cleveland on Lake Erie in North East Ohio, the area also consists of Akron, Mentor,Lorain, and Elyria that make up a population of aproximately 3 million. The area is filled with cultural amenities like Museums, The world Famous Cleveland Orchastra, The rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Play House Square center, The warehouse district and the arenas and stadiums that house The Cleveland Browns, Cavs and Indians. Get ready to hear more about this place in the next few years!!

Beachwood Place mall is the most upscale mall in the Greater Cleveland area.

by BAM86 July 28, 2008

Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory

Normal Person+Anonymity+Audience=Total Fuckwad

Proof that Plato's Ring of Gyges was a prophecy.

In Plato's Republic, Socrates proposes what a person would do if they were given the Ring of Gyges, which turns a person invisible and essentially anonymous. Would they still have an incentive to be just under such circumstances? We now know what's like because of the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory. Let's just say, the results do not reflect well on man.

by RandomAssDude November 7, 2011

greaser

a person who dresses in rockabilly fashion and styles his hair in a pompdour or other tall retro hairstyle with a petrolium based pomade, such as seen in the movies: grease, the outsiders, westside story, rebel without cause, etc

1:the greaser went to the diner to cruise for some really keen chicks

by vincent vega May 7, 2003

Greaser

Greaser was a term to describe Mexicans in the 1800’s and early 1900’s

Look at the Greaser, they’re giving anybody a job now a days.

by moo_ismooing May 31, 2020

Porch Greaser

When beaner is cleaning a rich white mans yard.

Damn that stupid beaner is a real porch greaser

Hablo ingles you porch greaser?!?!?!

"Did you see Jeff's yard the other day?" "Yeah it looks amazing, must be the new porch greaser he bought"

"Damn is that the new kind of porch greaser? Its darker than I expected it to be"

by Aliendoodoo April 26, 2023

big old greaser

A big old greaser is the ultimate being when it comes to unhealthy turds. It usually rates itself between 6 and 7 on the Bristol Stool Scale, and is the product of last night's low quality takeaway kebab. It has the consistency of somewhere between mushy peas and oily fish. It has the smell of any other shit, but its scent has a way of etching itself into your skin and clothes.

Person 1: Oh my god, what's that smell?
Person 2: I think that Bob may have let a big old greaser go in the bathroom?
Person 1: Classic Bob

by YekramC March 5, 2015

Alaskan Axel Greaser

When it's really cold outside and your old lady is dried up. Spit a little Copenhagen into your choice of hole. It provides lubrication and warmth

It was cold outside and I had to give her the ole Alaskan Axel Greaser. Then I threw it into her snooch and filled her up like a donut

by Snatch5824 March 14, 2018