greened out

becoming so high that you puke. some people even turn green.

Dude, I totally greened out at Kaylee's place last week.

by lilith fair July 31, 2006

greered

To get so intoxicated one cannot function as a human being. Not being able to say a 3 silible word may be a result.

ex: Man I have no idea how I pissed myself last night, i must have been greered..

ex2: I got so Greered last night i somehow woke up to the cops on someones back pourch that i didnt know, without a clue as to where i was....

by Lake Travis December 31, 2007

Tom Greened

When somebody who used to be very outgoing and talented becomes very dull and boring.

Mike: Hey, what happened to Josh? He used to be so much fun!
Grant: I know. Ever since Lucy broke up with him he's never been the same. She totally Tom Greened him.

by Mikehuntisbeautiful March 1, 2015

walmart greeter

The job a person gets when they wake up every morning, put a gun to their head, but can never summon enough willpower to pull the trigger.

As I entered the store, I was approached by the walmart greeter. Our eyes met for only a moment, but it was enough to see the deep, painful hopelessness in his gaze. Whoever the person he used to be had died long ago, leaving a spent shell, an automaton. An emotionless drone pretending to be a human being. "Good morning." he said to me. In subtext he might as well have said "Please kind stranger, kill me and end my existence, for I have not the strength to do it myself." Pity stayed my hand, and I made a mental note to avoid Walmart at all cost.

by weasel1969 July 6, 2010

Greened

When one smokes too much weed, one throws up, doesn’t feel well, or smokes too much and passes out.

Dude, I smoked so much last night I greened.

by Ah-Nah June 23, 2019

greered

To consume enough alcohol to the point in which you are un able to function as a human being. Not being able to say a 3 silible word may be a result.

Man I have no idea how I pissed myself last night, i must have been greered..

by CmoneyLT December 31, 2007

People Greeter

A poor miserable soul who's life is usually a total mess, not because they are extremely unattractive, unheathly, soiled, and smell like feces, but because of the simple fact that the only job they could get is sitting at the entrance of wal-mart stumbling around scaring small children into taking stickers. These people greeters usually have no more than 4 teeth total and weigh more than the average refrigerator.

"Joe, are you sure we should go to wal-mart? We have to take the kids with us and last time the people greeter drooled on them and gave them herpes."

by MrNiceGuy October 10, 2005