Someone who does everything, including the irrational, to be environmentally friendly. Like burning books so they don't need to cut down more trees. Walking across a forest to work so they don't need to use a car, and killing a squirrel's habitat in the process. And buying their anti-car protest placards from Wal-Mart, then drinking a Starbuck's coffee with totally unfair trade coffee shipped in diesel oil tankers 90000 miles to their little town, and then slapped with a made-in-china "fair trade" sticker so they think they're helping the environment.
Sara worked 30 hours at Mcdonald's last week so she could buy an enviro-friendly handbag from Wal-Mart! What a greentard!
by muntumbo mo klick January 2, 2009
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I'm taking this carbon neutral trip to Haiti to help install solar panels, isn't that greentastic?
Forget bottled water, filtered tap water tastes greentastic!
I'm taking this carbon neutral trip to Haiti to help install solar panels, isn't that greentastic?
Forget bottled water, filtered tap water tastes greentastic!
by LilMountain April 22, 2011
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Greengaggle, past tense greengaggled, is the art of inserting grass into one's anus and munching it down as if one were a nasty sheep.
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2. Moldy scrotum that results from your girlfriend putting her hand in a bag of shredded parmesan before stroking you mercilessly. (Cheese may or may not be from Wisconsin.)
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Don't invite that Greenbag to our superbowl party!
I told him to go wash his Greenbag before he came back to bed.
I told him to go wash his Greenbag before he came back to bed.
by SMBH October 25, 2007
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GreenTalent knows Adster's truth
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