Green Mile

Any distance walked that feels like an epic journey because you're stoned.

"Dude I walked the green mile to CVS last night, but the snacks were completely worth it."

by jiewnticus August 6, 2009

THE GREEN MILE

The romantic act taken between a couple where the male eats 6 unripened bananas and begins to crap on the females chest, he then proceeds to crab his way down her body from the chest to the waist

betty was into some shitty sex so I gave her the green mile and things have never been the same

by the real dovakin November 7, 2016

THE GREEN MILE

The act of being forced to walk a seemingly very long hallway or corridor after the flagulance of another person is still fresh in the air, with the gas being trapped and concentrated within its small envelope.

" I had to walk the green mile to get to My apartment Tonight; I don't know Who it was or what They ate!"

by goldslinger November 10, 2009

Green Mile

A network of rural roads that isn't patrolled by cops, and therefore is safe for driving while smoking weed.

"Dude, let's smoke some weed."
"Nah man, my roommate isn't cool with weed."
"Fuck it, get in the car and we'll drive the green mile."

by Castigated Clairvoyant August 10, 2012

The Green Mile

When you get a blowjob from a redneck girl while she has wintergreen snuff or "dip" in her mouth. It's messy, but provides a tingly sensation.

I'm so done with your the farmer's daughter. The blowie was mind blowing, but I may never get the dip juice stains off my car seat. I won't be walking the green mile with her again.

by OkayCraaaaaiiiiiggggg October 22, 2017

the green mile

Any of the main streets in Britain's city centres, void of any greenery and usually culminating in a concrete shopping centre so dire you want to kill youself.

Come walk 'the green mile' in Birmingham. Broad Street is a happy and enjoyable place to get beaten up on a friday night, and ends in an entertainment complex suitable for all the family.

by greyshark7 March 13, 2007

Green Mile Succ

When you are feeling ill and your significant other provides fellatio to give relief to your symptoms. Much like John Coffee from the critically acclaimed film “The Green Mile”.

Nikola: “Damn, I’ve had this headache all day”
Josh: “Just ask your girl for a Green Mile Succ”

by Jershua March 23, 2019