The state of being in which one is deprived of Call of Duty for extended periods of time. Similar to the condition of testicular congestion commonly referred to as "blue balls".
"Dude, I've got the green balls so bad. I'm only sixteen M9 kills away from getting my tactical knife! I haven't been able to play in almost a week!"
by Black Mariah February 11, 2010
When a male is paying for something that ultimately won't get him to have sex but will get him extremely aroused.
by holmes02 June 05, 2011
When you are excited to get high on some good marijuana but you are either interrupted during smoking or don't bake an edible for long enough... And get only a little bit high kind of like getting dome from a chick only to have your parents walk in before you can finish. Green balls leads to temporary insanity and or feening for some more dank.
Yo man I was just sparking up my first bowl of the day when I was punched in the face by a member of the LBGT community I felt the initial effects of the bowl but got green balls when I couldn't finish it because of said gay/lesbian/bisexual/transexual being.
by Lord Dagon May 30, 2011
There are many uses for the big bouncy inflatable green ball!
Throw it at your friends!
Throw it at your enemies!
Throw it at your dog! *bark*
Throw it at your cat! *meow*
Throw it at yourself!
Throw it at your lamborghini!
Throw it at this lamp!
And for the really daring, throw it at this potato!
Oof... Po Tae Toh.
Throw it at your friends!
Throw it at your enemies!
Throw it at your dog! *bark*
Throw it at your cat! *meow*
Throw it at yourself!
Throw it at your lamborghini!
Throw it at this lamp!
And for the really daring, throw it at this potato!
Oof... Po Tae Toh.
by UnovaChampionDerpis22 August 06, 2012
by All meat salad 999 October 17, 2017
by M1|k December 04, 2021
When you cause your partner to be aroused while outdoors, but there is no available space to have secret outdoor sex.
by RedMechanix July 11, 2024