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walmart greeter

The job a person gets when they wake up every morning, put a gun to their head, but can never summon enough willpower to pull the trigger.
As I entered the store, I was approached by the walmart greeter. Our eyes met for only a moment, but it was enough to see the deep, painful hopelessness in his gaze. Whoever the person he used to be had died long ago, leaving a spent shell, an automaton. An emotionless drone pretending to be a human being. "Good morning." he said to me. In subtext he might as well have said "Please kind stranger, kill me and end my existence, for I have not the strength to do it myself." Pity stayed my hand, and I made a mental note to avoid Walmart at all cost.
by weasel1969 July 6, 2010
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greenster

an environmental extremist

a hipster that has gone "green"
Tom: "hey, wanna grab some lunch, we're bringing it back"

Bob: "i dont do take-out, the waste your producing is killing our planet. i'll come only if we eat there."

Tom: "fucking greenster"
by Chris Drover February 5, 2007
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Grewster

A gay, rotund, jewish man.

Origins of grewster are from the Tri-College Consortium, which is between Swarthmore, Haverford, and Bryn Mawr.

Grewster is an affectionate nickname for such a person.

Grewsters usually hang out in packs with other grewsters, but can often be found with the most elite intelligent population.
Wow, he is such a silly Grewster!

Xander, my friend, you know, the Grewster...

Hey, Grewster, want to go grab a bagel and lox with me for breakfast tomorrow?
by JKoch October 8, 2009
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Grester

One of the cutest ships ever aka Grace Helbig and Chester See. They won't admit it but u can tell by their "snats", they're totally together!
OMG did u see the Grester snat! They are sooooo dating
by Fangirl777 January 8, 2015
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People Greeter

A poor miserable soul who's life is usually a total mess, not because they are extremely unattractive, unheathly, soiled, and smell like feces, but because of the simple fact that the only job they could get is sitting at the entrance of wal-mart stumbling around scaring small children into taking stickers. These people greeters usually have no more than 4 teeth total and weigh more than the average refrigerator.
"Joe, are you sure we should go to wal-mart? We have to take the kids with us and last time the people greeter drooled on them and gave them herpes."
by MrNiceGuy October 10, 2005
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Greaster

A term used to distinguish Greek Easter from the Catholic Easter.
This year Greaster is the week after the Catholic Easter.
by Ares443 April 23, 2006
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geekster

A hybrid of a geek and hipster. Someone who wears highly stylized, overpriced clothing that refers to some obscure cartoon enjoyed by Japanese school children and wears thick glasses to denote their geek chic. Although obsessed with Franz Ferdinand like most other hipsters, the Geekster will extends his/her musical tastes into underground techno-remixes of classic video game songs and rap tracks laced with bitches and Bowsers (a la Mario Bros).
Scott Pilgrim is the quintessential geekster, as are many of his followers because of his easy fusion of highly stylized-clothing, obsession with video games, and being in love with the weird artsy chicks.
by SaucyMcMuffin December 20, 2010
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