Granola's Witness

An environmentalist who excessively preaches his/her save-the-earth lifestyle to others to the point of being truly annoying.

"My landlord told me to not put my lawnchair in the back yard because it may kill the grass, and says i don't recycle enough."
"Wow! He's a real Granola's Witness"

by limeyluke007 September 30, 2009

Ghatol

A down to earth and hilarious girl. Is the jack of all trades. Has a amazing personality. Loves life, friends, and family. Gets annoyed easily but forgets about it easily. If your a Ghatol, you are lucky!

Girl #1: Who's that new girl?

Girl #2: Oh that's just Ghatol.
Girl #1: Wow, I'm jealous.

by Sunset605 November 28, 2012

nature valley granola bar

a crumbly ass granola bar that clearly represents how messy my fucking life is

on a scale from 1 to nature valley granola bar how much of a mess is your life?
nature valley granola bar bro

by maddy_braps July 8, 2016

Bad Granola

A drug that sends you on a bad trip.

Dude, I just smoked some bad granola.

by Darth Nihilus January 28, 2009

granola state

A reference to California: the land of fruits, flakes and nuts.

Dude, it's beautiful and a good time, but a lot of the people are definitely "touched" in the granola state.

by Mack C March 18, 2007

ariola granola

ariana grande= ariola granola

lil wayne or whomever says, “ariola my lil granola” meaning that is ari is his ariola granola

by simplynailogica November 10, 2017

grasoline

The odor one emits after having mowed one's lawn.

"After you're finished mowing, let's go out to eat."

"Naw, I need to shower cuz I smell like grasoline."

by Samurai One September 20, 2009