scrote grapes

Old Suffolk slang for testicles

I just put my scrote grapes on Laurie's face

by Jeff Warburton June 9, 2021

ass grapes

hemorrhoids

If you push too hard, you might pop ass grapes. Therefore; you should maintain a diet high in fibre.

by cherry_bomb October 30, 2008

arse grapes

The bulbous purple grape like structures found to be hanging from the arse of haemorroid sufferers world-wide.

"Geez, my arse grapes are playing up big style! I'm off to buy a rubber ring"

by gogggg February 10, 2006

rotten grapes

A goal or object that looked really desirable from a distance, but not worth the cost close up. From grapes that looked good on the vine , but proved rotten when eaten-ed. The opposite of sour grapes.

How's the new computer? Rotten grapes, and it's going back.

by knowman December 26, 2011

grapes

purple weed- purp
good tasting weed
weed that is dark in color

i'm gettin me some grapes tonight

by cali-babe February 18, 2005

Grapes on a Plate

The best game for the iPod Touch/iPhone. It has a really awesome theme song.

"Hey, I'm looking for some cool apps for my new iTouch. Any suggestions?"

"Yeah. Grapes on a plate!"

by me597 April 18, 2010

Hanging Grapes

Another way of saying you're suffering from hemorrhoids.

I'm hanging grapes over here.

by Carrion Luggage March 2, 2010