grandissimus

A latin-esque name for the gigantic dong of a whale. Whales are big, so their junk is big too, so big, in fact, that you might describe it as "grand" even.

"Look at the sailor, called the mincer, who now comes along, and assisted by two allies, heavily backs the grandissimus, as the mariners call it, and with bowed shoulders, staggers off with it as if he were a grenadier carrying a dead comrade from the field. Extending it upon the forecastle deck, he now proceeds cylindrically to remove its dark pelt, as an African hunter the pelt of a boa. This done he turns the pelt inside out, like a pantaloon leg; gives it a good stretching, so as almost to double its diameter; and at last hangs it, well spread, in the rigging, to dry. Ere long, it is taken down; when removing some three feet of it, towards the pointed extremity, and then cutting two slits for arm-holes at the other end, he lengthwise slips himself bodily into it. The mincer now stands before you invested in the full canonicals of his calling. Immemorial to all his order, this investiture alone will adequately protect him, while employed in the peculiar functions of his office." - Herman Melville, Chapter 95 "The Cassock," Moby-Dick

by Second Mate Stubb June 23, 2016

Giannis Antetokounmpo Nigga

He nigga that dunk

Hey that nigga dunk who that
Oh thats Giannis Antetokounmpo nigga

by Kukki Kall April 1, 2019

grannied

To beat someone with out them scoring once.
Often used in pool when the loser hasn't potted a single ball.
Or in table football when the loser hasn't scored any goals.

"You've just been grannied!"

by FieryRich December 24, 2007

Giannis Antetokoumpo

Greek guy with a small dick. Likes to laugh.

Jrue Holiday: Khris, stop laughing. I heard laughing shrinks dicks.

Khris Middleton: Says who?

Jrue Holiday: Just look at Giannis Antetokoumpo. He a freak.

by whyyoutrippin March 13, 2022

Giannis Antetokounmpo

The hottest man on earth, a freak on the court and in the sheets.

Giannis Antetokounmpo is so hot! I wish he would take me out on a date already.

by onionMANMANMAN August 9, 2021

grannystabbers

Scousers, particularly those that follow Liverpool FC

There'll be extra police at today's game: the grannystabbers liverpool fc are in town

by Cadwyr December 2, 2013

GANGSTA GRANNIES

One who is a way cool older lady . They usually hang in a pack . They wear torn jeans and tramp stamps . They are pro drug and anti abortion , and pro trump . They March to the beat of their own drum . They have names like Peyton Kelly Julie and Carol and like to wear ripped jeans .

Hey let’s go to Peyton’s pad “She’s a real GG “ yeah she is a GANGSTA GRANNIES !

by Areal gangstagrannie August 22, 2022