An accurate description of Southwest Airlines' Flight Attendants. In reference to a Southwest pilot who got caught transmitting his endeavors with a stuck microphone to air traffic control.
64.5 year-old Captain:
I would have gone to the bar and given these flight attendants a real stud to take back to their room, but my flight was full of Gays, Grannies and Grandes!
23 year-old First Officer: Yes Captain, they were all talking about how hot you must be with your pants off!
I would have gone to the bar and given these flight attendants a real stud to take back to their room, but my flight was full of Gays, Grannies and Grandes!
23 year-old First Officer: Yes Captain, they were all talking about how hot you must be with your pants off!
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