Granger

When you fall in love with a Granger and then get dumped like an old sock

She got grangered hard she never saw it coming

by Trashidic April 09, 2018

granger

Meaning someone who is sleazy, whiny, and needy. Typically, grangers can be found lurking on 4chan, banging disgusting women at clubs, or hiding in their mother's arms from angry girlfriends.

That granger over there just looked at porn and then cried to his mother.

by lolzabar November 17, 2010

granger

A female that looks sexually appealing from a certain angle, when in reality they are a foul creature

Jose: hey homes, check out that fine chica standing over there by the whetzls pretzels. shes got a fine ass
Juan: I know, what I wouldn't do to get in between those cheeks...(creature turns around revealing its true form)
Jose and Juan:(projectile vomiting)
Anonymous passerby: those poor boys were ensnared by a granger

by ridemralphio July 09, 2009

Granger

Someone who is either nerdy or a kiss up, or both. Typically to do with school. (Referring towards the personality of Hermione Granger in the first few books of Harry Potter)

Caitlin: HEY!! I have the answer pick on me! i reasearched it all last night so i would be ahead!
Giulia: Damn, look at that granger
Marié: Yeah dude shes hella granger.

by giulia goolia July 21, 2011

Granger

Someone who studies so much it's almost creepy.

Granger you only have to do 3 pages not the whole book!

by much_professional June 09, 2018

grangering

the act of bumming your deputy head (DT teacher)

oh that grangering last night realy hurt

by finmj May 30, 2011

Granger

The White Knight of men that stop at nothing to promote SJW culture through bad jokes and satire, but they really are just shittalkers that just want to get laid more than anything

Granger: Rape jokes are not okay, anyway, white people are so stupid haha- wanna fuck?
Girl: I already have a boyfriend
Granger: I dont care- _koochie_
Regular Human Being: That fake af dude is definatly a Granger

by IIIlllIII May 09, 2019