granite maul spec

when you take your limp penis in your hand and rapidly slap the woman in the face with it until she screams stop.

Damn bro! I Granite maul speced that bitch after she bit down on my dick!

by A_revolver June 16, 2008

grandissimus

A latin-esque name for the gigantic dong of a whale. Whales are big, so their junk is big too, so big, in fact, that you might describe it as "grand" even.

"Look at the sailor, called the mincer, who now comes along, and assisted by two allies, heavily backs the grandissimus, as the mariners call it, and with bowed shoulders, staggers off with it as if he were a grenadier carrying a dead comrade from the field. Extending it upon the forecastle deck, he now proceeds cylindrically to remove its dark pelt, as an African hunter the pelt of a boa. This done he turns the pelt inside out, like a pantaloon leg; gives it a good stretching, so as almost to double its diameter; and at last hangs it, well spread, in the rigging, to dry. Ere long, it is taken down; when removing some three feet of it, towards the pointed extremity, and then cutting two slits for arm-holes at the other end, he lengthwise slips himself bodily into it. The mincer now stands before you invested in the full canonicals of his calling. Immemorial to all his order, this investiture alone will adequately protect him, while employed in the peculiar functions of his office." - Herman Melville, Chapter 95 "The Cassock," Moby-Dick

by Second Mate Stubb June 23, 2016

Grandipirkka

It’s an amazing brand and as soon as you drink the juice you’ll feel more energetic. Marika hates it so much but that her opinion. Anyways otherwise everyone really loves and they’ll all recommend it to you👋🥭

Hey you see that’s a grandipirkka omg you’re mom broke her hand, givva her grandi. C’mon she’s gonna break her toes soon!!! Be careful out there?

by Gatchipirkkaaaaamurumaa January 18, 2021

Granite Shitty

Nickname for the post-industrial wasteland, Granite City, on the East Side of the St. Louis Metropolitan area.

Yes, sir, may I see your driver's license and proof of insurance, please?... Oh, Granite Shitty. Your coming with us you drunken shit-bag.

by Recovering Granitite January 19, 2012

Grandia

One of the most epic RPG's in existence. Originally rivaling Panzer Dragoon Saga as the best Saturn RPG, it was eventually ported for an American and European release on the PSX. Over 60 hours of pure kickass awesomeness, one of the most original, involving battle systems ever, a purely AWESOME leveling system and some great character designs along with a great storyline that evolves as it progresses makes for a solid experience.

The voice acting can suck from time to time, mind you.

Grandia: You'll never look at another RPG the same way again.

by Drakodan May 29, 2008

grandie

An informal gender neutral term for a grandparent.

My mom told me that grandie was a badass. They fought for trans rights back in their day!

by Lakua April 19, 2020

Grandiosity

1: characterized by affectation of grandeur or splendor or by absurd exaggeration.
2: impressive because of uncommon largeness, scope, effect, or grandeur.

Cody's thinks grandiosity is a compliment, but it will eventually lead to bipolar mania.

by hungdaddy April 23, 2009