Sandpaper Grandma

The sexual act of filling a woman's vagina with sand, her queefing it out into the partner's face, followed by the partner performing oral sex on her vagina.

His girlfriend refused to go to the zoo, unless if she got a sandpaper grandma.

by WOOKIEE698 March 14, 2011

taking grandma to arbys

Soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly. Then proceed to pleasure someone's asshole with the wrinkly hand.

I love taking grandma to arbys

by Arbys fuckers August 14, 2017

great grandma

One of the best people you will ever know. Is wonderful and a great cook. She sees the best in everyone in the family

Great grandma your the best

by Piperfoley7883 November 23, 2017

A little bit of grandma

The art of sprinkling grandma's ashes onto something salt bae style. Used to give the sprinkler good luck. Alternate; making the sprinkling motion and saying "Little bit of grandma!"

Mark: Dude what are you doing?
Donovan: Just sprinkling a little bit of grandma on my bed.

by TheCwispyJew February 23, 2022

the curse of grandma sparkle

The curse of Grandma Sparkle refers to the the fact that in Fallout 3 if you go near a character named grandma Sparkle the game might crash. It was named The curse of Grandma Sparkle by YouTube Mittensquad.

My game crashed because of the curse of Grandma Sparkle.

by Dolphinthespaz April 2, 2021

grandma

The only person in the family that knows how to cook.

Person A: Mmmm! This food tastes good!
Person B: Yea, I bet a grandma made it.

by Frank F. September 3, 2006

Grandma's gone to bed

An expression used to hint that a certain idea is obsolete and anyone in their right mind would retire it immediately.

Person 1: I heard all gays are pedophiles too.
Person 2: I don't think anyone's believed that since the 60's.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: Yeah. I think grandma's gone to bed on that one.

by helyllefilten July 14, 2016