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gramometer

A device for measuring the quantity of weed one has
Dude, you should measure that Mary Jane you just brought with my gramometer
by Cypriano DiCaprio & Davido October 8, 2016
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gramoose

Once thought to be a mythical being, the Gramoose was discovered in Canada, alive and well.

Upon discovery, the Gramoose returned to it's celestial place of origin, leaving behind only legend, and a devout following of committed UK worshippers.

Little is known about the Gramoose's time on earth, other than it had a penchant for ponchos.
We need to start planning for next months pilgrimage to Canada, or the Gramoose may curse us all.
by J5Dev April 6, 2017
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Gramazi

Gramazi is a coined word for "grammar nazi" which means -->

noun (pl. -s)
1. A person who uses proper grammar at all times, esp. online in emails, chatrooms, instant messages and webboard posts; a proponent of grammatical correctness. Often one who spells correctly as well.

2. a – A person who believes proper grammar (and spelling) should be used by everyone whenever possible. b – One who attempts to persuade or force others to use proper grammar and spelling. c – One who uses proper grammar and spelling to subtly mock or deride those who do not; an exhibitor of grammatical superiority. d – One who advocates linguistic clarity; an opponent of 1337-speak. e – One who corrects others' grammar; the spelling police.

proper noun
3. A nickname, pseudonym or handle for a well-known grammar nazi (defs. 1 and 2) within a particular social circle, used to show either great respect or great contempt for his or her abilities.

verb (transitive)
4. To correct the grammar of (a person's speech, a piece of writing, etc.); to edit for grammar and spelling; to proofread.
1. A gramazi knows the difference between "there," "their" and "they're."

2. Teh gramazis haev invadd r formu.

3. Gramazi, help me with my English homework please.

4. He totally gramazied my article, replacing pronouns and rewriting clauses.
by swizec March 5, 2006
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gramophone question

A question asked all over and over again. It repeats itself like

a broken record.
A: Do you know Britney Spears' new song?

B: STFU, stop asking me that gramophone question.
by watertowater April 9, 2011
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Gramosexual

Someone who is attracted to another person based on the quality of his or her Instagram presence.
If you really want to ask her out you should upload that picture you took at that party last night. Claire is totally a gramosexual.
by itspoeticjustice July 17, 2016
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Gramzy Butt

The Gramzy Butt, is used when a teenage girl, has a butt in the shape that a grandma has.
Jacob "Rake My Jake" Grayzbee stuck his half inch ying yang six inside that Sam's Gramzy Butt.
by Shrimp Biscuit June 10, 2008
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Gramazing

Dude that was a gramazing play!

That play was gramazing bro.
by Leighton Birchard December 18, 2008
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