The Gaetz

The large bolus of vomit that lodges in your sinuses during emesis that can only be removed by forcefully blowing it out through your nose.

After driving around drunk and throwing up outside the window and onto the side of his car, the Congressman realized that the strong smell and taste of bile was because of The Gaetz that had lodged in his nose.

by Zoe107 December 13, 2019

gratz

a shorthand version of Contgratulations, often shortened to grtz, gtz, or even gz

Guy 1 "I am pregnant"
Guy 2 "gratz, but arn't you a dude?"

by christopher malowany January 5, 2009

wayne gretzky

The Great One. Their will never ever be a hockey player as good as him. God could be playing in goal for any given team, be able to stop the shot before it happens with a single thought and Gretzky would still score 2 goals

God has a shutout going here late in the 3rd period...oh now its Wayne Gretzky on the breakaway! He's dekeing..backhand..forehand..SCOREEE. Wayne Gretzky Scores! And this one is headed for overtime

-Later on in overtime-

Here are the Oilers on the powerplay with 1:21 left in overtime. Messier's looking to pass to Gretzky..he fakes the shot passes it to Gretzky..WHO SCORES. HE SCORES. WAYNE GRETZKY scores and this game is over. He went top shelf and ended it with 1:10 to play. Oh baby what a goal!

by Lilparkczar December 30, 2007

wayne gretzky

In Texas hold'em, the 'Wayne Gretzky' refers to having a pair of 9s as hole cards.

"I flopped the full house thanks to the Wayne Gretzky that no one expected to me have."

by Herman Ng January 13, 2006

Gretzkying

A gutsy approach in a given situation. It involves the act of taking a chance where you have nothing to lose; knowing that if you never try, the outcome will forever remain unknown.

Inspired by Wayne Gretzky's famous quote-
"You miss 100% of the shots you never take."

Most commonly used in a situation which involves approaching a member of the opposite sex.

Lucas: C'mon bro, just send her a friend request.
Aaron: Nah man, she'll prob just think im weird.
Lucas: What do you have to lose? Gretzky that shit, man.

Robbie: There's a new job oppening at the Dunkin' Donuts.
Michael: So, why don't you apply?
Robbie: Iuno, I don't think I'm qualified.
Michael: You're being a pussy.
Robbie: You're right. Fuck it, I'm Gretzkying it!

by Matthews Grunfredo January 24, 2011

wayne gretzky

teh hockey god

gretzky in shoots scores!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by grundle October 17, 2003

Gruetzmacher

So it's pretty much the best last name ever.
If you have it you're an AMAZING person.
If you're NOT a Gruetzmacher your jealous of them and want to be one.

Gruetzmachers love, have fun, and are hilarious. <3

I like that girl, she's defiantely a Gruetzmacher.

by That one Balla June 26, 2008