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Goyslop

What your typical millennial consumes. Addictive dishes such as Disney's Star Wars and Amazon's The Boys. The entertainment equivalent of Taco Bell. May sound good, but continued consumption leaves you feeling disgusting.
Guy 1: That's a pretty glaring plot hole. Did the writers even watch their previous movie?
Guy 2: Bro, why is your brain on? Just like...turn it off and eat your goyslop. Oh shit, here comes Palpatine, WOOOOO!
by Moo? July 1, 2022
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Goyslop

Derived from "Goyim": a derogatory term for a non-jew.

Junk food or heavily processed food, usually loaded with saturated fat, simple processed carbs, and added sugar. Typically comes from the center aisles of an American supermarket and is heavily commercialized.
Brent: Dude, I can't believe groceries are so expensive in this shithole country.

Jace: What did you buy?

Brent: Mr. Beast chocolate, Hungry Man dinners, doritos, hot pockets, Campbell chunky, ramen..

Jace: Stop putting Goyslop in your cart and get more fresh produce, lean meat, and rice. It's cheaper and more nutritious.
by Malignant May 28, 2023
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The food you find in the sink drain put into a hamburger yummy often a result of schizophrenia
Eric: dude that looks great where did you get it

Evan: GOY GOY GOY GOYSLOP
by GOYGOBBLA October 17, 2022
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Goyslop girl

Noun. Used to refer to the meme of the girl with overexaggerated expressions ordering from a halal cart.

She only becomes self aware once she realizes she is being filmed, at which point she exhibits histrionic behavior in order to solicit attention.
Simp: If a goyslop girl orders at a food cart, and no one is around to film, did she really order anything?
Boris: Shut up about it. I'm tired of seeing the meme of the dumb goyslop girl on every website.
by Duke, PhD February 17, 2023
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Visual Goyslop

A video containing no substance. Giving you a dopamine hit often combined with near seizure levels of cuts and gags.
That TikTok Call of Duty compilation was visual goyslop.
by Lelièvre’s History December 12, 2022
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An antisemitic term used by neo-Nazis and Hamas supporters for fast food and/or popular television shows such as Love Island
Nazi: STOP EATING GOYSLOP ITS BAD FOR YOU
by drshallow69 November 16, 2025
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Literally what every average American eats. It’s basically the lowest quality food just to keep the goyim fueled up just enough to keep working while the ingredients weaken their body leading to their minds.
Brandon: Hey bro, can you get me the 2 cheese burger meal from McDonald’s real quick? I have to finish this oil change!

Evan: You goy boy! Do you ever eat any Whole Foods like eggs or chicken?

Brandon: Bro it’s literally beef, bread and cheese!

Evan: No it’s not Goy Boy! It’s soy filler fake meat, Chemically colored plastic cheese, and bleached bread! Loaded with preservatives might I add! Are you gonna also pair it with a corn syrup beverage? *scoffs* pure GOYSLOP!
by GoyBoyDestroyer August 4, 2025
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