A particularly budget cocaine that is the only 2% pure, 3% rat poison, 30% laxative and 50% Novocain. Difficult to stomach and prone to making you talk shite. Typically found on the streets of Westminster. Too much may turn your hair piss-yellow.
“What you looking for? Got some high quality primo stuff”
“Nah I gotta take it easy tonight, have a budget committee in the morning, just give us a Gove”
“Nah I gotta take it easy tonight, have a budget committee in the morning, just give us a Gove”
by TomatoDude June 09, 2019
Visible traces of cocaine (or other nasally insufflated drugs) deposited around the nostrils of drug users.
The term is derived from the scandal surrounding Michael Goves cocaine habit.
The term is derived from the scandal surrounding Michael Goves cocaine habit.
by )o( June 12, 2019
by Dr Alexander R Brown July 31, 2018
To be 'Govered' - New rhyming slang for 'To be fucked over' See Boris Johnson v Michael Gove re: Brexit
by Billy Bags July 03, 2016
A fat cunt who likes kids he is an absolute prick and a twat I want to punch the little shit head in his ugly stupid smug face overall a stupid mother fucker
by …?! February 21, 2022
Biggest piece of shit to come out of the 20th Century. The prick decided that teenagers needed even more stress by getting rid of nearly all course work and taking away books being allowed to be taken into English GCSE'S
Michael Gove decided to place a shit ton of unnessecary stress on top of already unstable teens by reforming the GCSE's
by i have no clue what's happenin January 06, 2019
by DarkiePlayzz December 08, 2021