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Guatemalan Neck Brace

While a woman is receiving oral from a person, she wraps her legs around their head and farts. Her legs form a neck brace making it impossible for the person to break free.
I had to shave my goatee because it still smelled like that Guatemalan Neck Brace she gave me the other night.
by Don Jr. April 19, 2010
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Guatemelon

A cantaloupe-shaped superhero with a cape!
"Watch out Captain Planet! Here comes Guatemelon!"
by The Guatemelon October 20, 2015
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Guatemala

The country that typical Americans get mixed up with Mexico
Haley: What’s up with you and Mexican guys? You’ve dated Axel, Jorge, Daniel, and Jesus and now you’re dating Miguel!
Sydney: Miguel is not Mexican, he’s Guatemalan. There’s a difference!
Haley: Where’s Guatemala?
Sydney: Guatemala is the next country south of Mexico. A lot of people get Mexicans and Guatemalans confused so you’re not the only person that got the countries confused.
by fuckyoudude January 24, 2018
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Goated

The act of being a G.O.A.T, meaning Greatest Of All Time.
Richard: Gey dude did you see me sink that shot?
Pete: Yea bro, your goated.
by I am autism January 29, 2018
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GOATED

_____ rapper is GOATED. Nobody can top that guy bar for bar.
by bic boi of usa October 26, 2019
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Mexican goatee

After giving a girl a flumpkin, a Mexican goatee is where the shit has smeared on your chin of the giver
After Tim gave Sarah a flumpkin, she had noticed that she gave him a Mexican goatee
by Pussymasher6969 July 8, 2020
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